hehehe, you are so silly~

Ever since I was born, akin to Macduff from Shakespeare's Macbeth, it was to fulfil my own prophesy and restore peace and order to mine kingdom.
>:] And that destiny is to be silly, so mission accomplished.
*fanfare toots*

woah, woah, how does being silly grant you a kingdom? also who died and made you king? X'D

<u< There are many tyrants after my very life, whose fiendish goal is to silence me of all sound and speech.
-u- Sound and speech which brings joy and hilarity to others, such as duck sounds and burps and terrible Russian accents.~

I am not a prince by birthright,
T-T It took a lot of work and schooling to get this far.
>XD And by gum I gum the gum gum bum rum,
>:D my destiny is to SSSSSSLAP a grin on your chin-
No! wait, higher, >8/
just above that!
Silly is just my first form. -u-
...but you're welcome! x'D

oh goodness XD

*munches on grapes like an absolute Grecian emperor*
-w- I know. Near-speechless reactions are what I usually receive other than laughter. >.> Usually because confusion sets in.
!
HOLD UP! o.o
e.e
Hoooooold the banana phone...
e____e *squints at tags suspiciously*
I don't recall ever having put [*picks nose*] here.

>___>

I still want a clear neon phone. Not that it would get any use, because who wants to actually chat on phones? My parents had a duck phone, though.

i jumped ship to cellphones in the oo's and never looked back. we did have a rotary phone that wasn't hooked into anything at my parents' house though

Ooh, like this??
:D

Orrr, you mean this??

The first one I remember one or two of my cousins having in the late 90's early 2000's. <x}

@chocobo: <.<; How did you know I pick my noez in secret?

everyone who has or wants to have a nose ought to be able to pick it :D

When you can feel your mucus run like a leaky faucet suddenly...
https://media.giphy.com/media/jT01LqfincBVe/giphy.gif

haha, so silly<3

oof, i need more unemployed friends

I might have been staring at that gif a little too long. It gets more amusing the longer you look at it.

Why more unemployed ones?

i stared too much too x''D


i want people to play videogames with, yo

Ah, that reminds me Creaks should be out really soon now. But it's not multiplayer.