Granted. You become autistic instead


I wish I had some cake

Granted, but you cause more harm than good and everyone hates you



I wish for Batwoman

Granted.. but shes evil and wrecks your entier life O.o

I wish I had a pet bunny.

Granted, but it's a demon bunny and eats all of your limbs


I wish for dinner

Granted ...although its covered in rat poison.

I wish to meet a new friend.

Granted, but they tried to kill you


I wish for my writing and sprite archives to be on this drive

granted but the drive explodes
i wish i wasn't stuck cleaning my room

Granted but your stuck in your room forever

I wish I had an amazing broadway belt voice! :)

Granted. You develop an amazing singing voice and gain large numbers of rabid fans. It all goes sour when one of your obsessive fans stalks and molests you. >.<

I wish I weren't so apathetic.

Granted, but you'll be driven insane by your emotions.

i wish i had some food.

Granted, but it was all made of asparagus.

I wish for a change to prove myself to the world.

Granted, but it's in a negitive way and everyone hates you.

I wish i could get a kitten.

Granted but she turns out to be allergic to fleas and hates litter boxes... oh wait.

I wish I had a kitten who didn't have fleas and used litter boxes.

Granted, but now you have fleas and cant remember how to use the toilet.

i wish it would snow.

Granted, unfortunatly it was an avalance that crushed you flat.

I wish my brothers had indoor voices