Another job? Grave robbing?

Grave robbing? I'm even more chicken shit for that xDD

If the corpse tries to grab at you just swat their hand away. It's not like they're strong enough to hurt you.

They'd be strong enough since I'd be screaming anyway

*flexes* Do I scare you? Look at these guns. Or lack there of.

aahhhhh

No. Also I see, you're wearing a flower crown now

I've been wearing it for the past few weeks. You even drew it. But it seems I really do like flower crowns. Tried to recommend it in the suggestion thread ages ago.

I mean, I see it makes sense now you posting you liked it xD I thought they were in your head as accessories but they do form a crown.

When I originally first started making it, it was an attempt to group different flowers to form a crown. But then it evolved into looking like they were growing out of my head from decay.

Your colors are too pastel to be a zombie
Maybe you're a hippie zombie

My snakes are going to come bite you!

They're so cute though! I'm sure it's not going to hurt, just tickle

That's because they're well trained and know I don't mean it. They'll bite when there's a real threat.

OOOOH SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT A REAL THREAT!!
I can be a real threat!! *does that comic boxing pose*

I'm threatened by your way with words. You could probably do some damage with your wide vocabulary.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0JN4mW50SJc/hqdefault.jpg

oh I see my fighting stance scared you and now you are flattering me... go on, it's working

The boxing nuns are scarier.

I'm tempted to try a multi limbed look here but need to make note of what other limbs there are that aren't in the shop. Aside from the costume arms.

Hey, I'm the scariest. Why is the flattering gone.

I thiiiink most body parts are in the shop actually, not from special items.

I mean the type that is the same style as your kangaroo. Or are you now a kangaroo? And if so, what do you keep in your pocket?

Ah, okay. Maybe I'll try again in Pantheon if it doesn't work out.

oooh I didn't know there were nuns! I mean, google tells me that everything is a punching toy now, including shakespeare.

I don't... know why I haven't saved >:u but I did have a multi limb avatar here. I should try after the yellow contest

Was the limbed one entered in a contest? If so, it might be preserved there somewhere.

Hm... was it... was it from some event... or was it just me changing avatar every few days... where has my memory gone

In a world where things cost an arm and a leg, at least you would be all set.

I'd finally be rich!!
Not for long though. Unless I was a gecko

We have an endless supply of geckos here and one lost its tail and it made it easy to keep track of it for over a year since it kept to the same hiding spot. I think it had some babies.

Aw! You should train them as your first minion army

Maybe I can train them to come together and form one giant gecko.

Gecko transformers, activate xD

They could probably form any shape though. Maybe there's something more useful? Like creating a human form so you can qualify for the minimum occupants per vehicle for the HOV lane and not get a ticket.

ooooh, that's a very smart use!
the gecko master strikes again for all sorts of evil purposes

I can also unleash them to tickle all those extra armpits and feet.

well now that's just cruel u.u
I'll use all my limbs to swat them away

You would be really good at karate.

have you seen the videos of the people flying to ki8ck stuff high?? that's the real magic karate stuff

Like wire-fu?

Bollywood has better fight scenes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8

I stand corrected, it's tae kwon do that does the flying kicks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_KxMcftup0

I don't know why it says terrible in the title, everything was great, including the very necessary pec moves

Oh wow, that's got an added acrobatic element to it. I wonder if Cique du Soleil has that in one of their KÀ performances.

I need to practice that pec twitch. It looks really intimidating.

They should!! It's so cool, very dance-like but, deadly

I can do it, but since I'm fat and boobs are fat, it looks sexual u.u

Just clean and jerk 2 guys while you do it. I mean...overhead press like the guy did in the video.

do you want me to jerk o- oh you didn't use any other word after that