Do you have to give her a giant cow leg to gnaw on just to satiate her appetite for flesh?

I'm afraid she can only be satisfied by human flesh.
Unlike her lil pup sis, who eats poop.

Ugh, it seems some of the smaller breeds have a tendency to do that. Despite training and diet, they seem to just be really into it.

My sister was saying the lil doggy ate HUMAN POOP
and she let the dog lick her few days later

Oh, um, yeah that's pretty gross. Does your sister have a taste for... human flesh?

Not that I know, I'll see when she comes back from her vacation (we're petsitting the dogs here while she's in Thailand with her husband)

Apparently someone was cruising with her husband's mom in an open-seat wheelchair(she has early onset alzheimer's and is already totally dependent) and didn't realize the woman was... pooping... the dog realized tho.

That's a pretty far travel.

Ah, that's unfortunate. Maybe the dog was trying to help.

They're 9h from here, maybe 12h for you.

The dog wanted to eat. She's a glutton

Is she at least doing better about going where she's supposed to? Or is it a constant battle?

Wait, are you talking about my sister or the dog

The dog. Going potty. Maybe they make target pads.

ooooh right xD /that/ bitch
She's still pooping outside the designated area. She's a rebel. She also doesn't understand 'no', while the older one is more respectful.

Some are better with hand signals than words, I've found. Or both at one time.

The small dog for some reason only learned one trick D:
the older one can sit, stand, lay down, give a paw, high five...

Mine aren't too bright. One is smart enough to be curious about everything but not enough to really learn tricks. The other can learn some commands, but the words probably sound the same to her, and seems to understand signals better.

A visual learner! Some people are like that too, learn better seeing than listening.

I'm more visual, but not really in a human body language way.

You wasted no time to use the new items.

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME BABY

It seems like you're taking care of the naughty list by the looks of that axe.

No... me...
this is just how I spread jelly

Hmm, why does it taste like pennies?

Just add more peanut butter and that taste will fade.

Is that how you acquire a taste for blood?

No, that is when you're a kid and cut your finger and try to suck the blood to make it stop but you kinda like it.
Not telling it from personal experience, of course

I wonder if there's some instinctive reason to do it to maybe help detect when something isn't right.

Can't do it after snake bites tho!
Not that a snake is gonna bite your finger

Unless you're in the movies and you want to suck the venom out.

Then you die by ingesting the poison
RIP rest in poison

I think they spit it out right away? Either way it's a bad idea. I wonder what happens to a snake if it becomes a vampire. Do the fangs become multi-functional? Or would they grow another pair?

will the fangs grow even bigger??
I like the idea of a poisonous vampire

And you would have to wonder if it's poisoning you or taking your blood.

Or both! Dun-dun-dun!
A villain for a sci-fi cop procedural

It sounds like something Christopher Moore would write. Some of his books are in the same universe and have cops and vampires.

Let's contact him with the idea
sell it to a movie
win millions

Or a series? So it can last longer.

Will it also earn us millions tho

I don't know how it works anymore. If it's got the Marvel label, then you get instant funding. But everything else, not so much.

Aww luke cage was cancelled :(((( rip

The bad guys could have used some improvement though. It was weird how cunning Diamondback was supposed to be, only for him to turn out to be the complete opposite.

Yeah Mahersala Ali stole the show on that season