You get your 100 speckled eggs! But there was a postal delay and they arrive after the event shops close.

I wish for pea soup that won't make me sick.

Granted: But now you can only eat Pea Soup

I wish for Salone

Granted. You get a signed photograph of Salone. It's forged...and covered in strange gore.


I wish for more wishing.

Granted! However, all you get is the ability to wish for things, the wishes are never actually delivered.

I wish...I wish...IIIII wish that Anastasia would get a sequel. Not the Bartok spinoff, but an actual sequel.

Granted! Anastasia now has a sequel. It's direct to DVD. The songs are terrible.


I wish for the Canadian Mint to release some turquoise money!

Granted! but now all money is made of turquoise.

i wish for the word greats fishing spot. that is safe

Granted but fishing in that spot is prohibited.

I wish I could see the past.

You get a history book. With pictures!

I wish for a set of all the donation items that I have missed.

Granted but you are banned for obtaining items illegally.

I wish I could remember the password to my old gmail account (that is still linked to several of my profiles).

Granted, but someone hacked into the account when you were away and changed it.


I wish for a cheese biscuit.

Granted. However, it is given to you by an Australian, therefore it is a cheese cookie. Have fun with that.

I wish for a gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

granted. but we left it out in the sun to long, so drink up

i wish i hand all the rule free wish's i what

Granted - your body is transformed into potatoes and the Trisphites eat with much rejoicing.

I wish to not be sad...

Granted, but now you are just extremely angry all the time instead.

I wish this sinus cold would go away.

It goes away, but it takes your actual sinuses with it. Oh dear.

I wish Christmas songs wouldn't play constantly for two months straight before Christmas.

Granted but now Christmas music plays two months after the day.
(I really hate xmas music too for this reason)

I wish my car was paid for and fixed. Me so broke D:

Granted. It's paid for in a paltry sum as the person granting your wishes forces you to accept their lowball offer.

I wish car speakers had a maximum volume limit, and a very limited one at that.

Granted, but it's so quiet that no one can ever listen to anything in the car again.

I wish my cough would go away.

Granted but now everyone around you has it (meaning it could come back to you)

I wish I could turn into a rainbow light.

Granted, but you've been turned into a prism.

I wish I could have the hugest possible Monster Java Vanilla Light right now.

Granted but you drop it before you're even able to take a sip. Dx

I wish I had a balloon. owo

Granted but you it isn't inflated for you.

I wish for regernative power like wolverine!

Dx... what do you have against balloons. ;~;
Granted, but it works so well you start regenerating extra limbs and heads you don't even have? XD

I wishhh my computer was faster. Dx

Granted, but your internet connection is even slower.

I wish I could go to sleep... z.z

Granted. Happy Nightmares >:-D

I wish for immortality and eternal young-adult-ness.

Granted, but your bladder and bowels age normally. Hello incontinence!

I wish I had some Christian Brother's and Apple juice (neither expired, and perfectly drinkable and within reach).

Granted. Here's the rapper, Apple Juice. And, here comes the swarm of medieval christian men.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it's petrified cheese.

I wish I had a personal harem~

Granted. You have a harem of Cannibals with the tradition of killing their master and feeding on all except the nice bits - those they place on a shelf to let rot. But they're free!

I wish for rum!

Granted, but it's on shelves that are just out of your reach but you have nothing to climb on to reach the bottles. DX

I wish I had drinkable water right now.

*Pure H2O flows through the house, filling the glasses with drinkable water and staining all the furniture*

Hmm...I wish for luffles...

granted but luffles ends up being the name of a communicable disease with no cure

i wish dinner made itself so i could stay upstairs and play on the computer

Granted. Dinner made and ate itself, leaving you without a dinner...

I wish for all the lols!

granted. you are forevermore bored by everything on the internet that is funny and people resent you for it

i wish the lime was in the coconut

Granted, but the coconut is in the eye...

I wish for spam!

granted spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamsp amspamspamspamspam


i wish i could get this coconut juice out of my eye

*Uses spoon to scrape out eye and the coconut juice in the eye*
(Dang it, Corpse Party!)

I wish for condiments between the spam

(And now zzzz's)

Granted. There are now sealed containers of ketchup and mustard... between the shelves of spam in a super market across the ocean, and they're stuck.

I wish the weather would stay nice and not get humid.

Granted! The weather will stay beautiful in your location forever. However, you've been imprisoned in a sauna and can't ever get out to enjoy the lovely weather.

I wish my forum title weren't "Fresh Meat." XD