most likely poison my tea...

mace to the face

Confuse me with illusions and shove me over a cliff.

lift me then drop me off a cliff. XD

Slice me with her bow/sword thingy

eat my soul.

summons ghosts to drag me into hell

Torture me by tickling me. XD

oh oh you'll end up peeing first
Haunt me in my sleep then kill me there causing me to suffocate in my pillow during sleep

Feed me chicken with worms in it.

not just plain worms mind you, those can't kill you.... no no no see its got to be radioactive tape worms that will eat your inside out

-gets shot by police force called on by lauv-

Dance a dance to call down some great force to strike me down.

If i could add some touches to make me look for native i would have already xD

Ummm

-gets beaten by a bunch of wanna be gang high schoolers group with one being bi polar and has a knife-

...Tie sharp pointy things to her hair, and turn around suddenly when I walk up.

kicks steel toe boots into my stomach to knock my insides around and stomps me to death
@_@

If only looks could kill...

But with her, it actually does happen. And I die. o u o;