Ahhhh....I wanna do a cute "Derpy does my nail art" photo shoot, but I kinda need an extra hand or a friend to do that...
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Omg, I am so mad. But more like in an exhausted and frustrated "kill me now" kind of way than in a true anger.
Am working an 11 hour day at musem on Saturday. Because of some stupid rental. And then was looking forward to sleeping in before going to the staff Christmas party Sunday evening. Only to peek at the unfinished schedule for JoAnn for next week (this late in the week, it's probably nit changing much) and find out that odds are good that I'm working there all day Sunday. (Which is especially infuriating because it's the only day off I get between the technically 3 jobs usually.)
So basically, after working an 11 hour day, I have to turn around and work another 6 hour day (not including 2 hours of walking time) and will just barely have time to cook the dish I was asked to bring to the staff party for the museum and walk over there. As in, the meal takes 25-30 minutes of cooking time and it takes me 15 minutes to walk over, so if I prep the dish before work, I'll have just enough time between getting home and going to the party (if I walk fast, I'll have 45 minutes between getting home and having to leave for the party) to toss it in the oven and change clothes.
And will be working 14 days in a row with jo days off.
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I originally made this mule for lulz but I wanna do more with it now LOL

So I made him human... but with bear ears, so that the name still makes sense. (But he does need an actual name... =_= )

YOU GAIZ!!!

Bad Lip Reading made a sequel to their Stranger Things video!!!
And it's... glorious

3.) secret gift accounts

or not so secret ones. //snickers

...yeah in retrospect i shouldn’t have said that

I thought I heard a dragon youngling's voice here, but then again my hearing's not at all what it used to be.

...you all have interesting mules. ...interesting llamas? mine are... kind of boring.

wait what if i made my alt account into just CRT.

For all this talk of mules, I haven't met a single one since I came here. I inspected the trades and it's not mules transporting the goods, either, the goods just zip through warps in space-time.

//peers at Espy
If they're anything like you, young person, I wouldn't call them boring. I can tell that much, even though my eyesight is not at all what it used to be.

GIFTS FROM A HUMAN BEAR IN THE MAFIA

idk :D

would 100% make another account just to be in-character as wilson, but then again, i am crap at actually playing wilson.

Nice try city blocks, covered in sheets of black ice, but anyone who knows my luck, knows I cannot and will not be taken down until spring! Better luck next time!

(We got a little freezing rain last night and there were a couple areas where there wasn't a lawn I could walk on even so I was literally just walking uphill on sheets of ice. In...shitty sneakers designed for indoor/gym use only because companies don't make good athletic/outdoor shoes anymore they just make shitty foam soled shoes that fall apart and have no grip whatsoever.
But I have only fallen and injured myself 2 years in a row in the spring so far, so I have 1 more before that "bad luck" is over. At least based on the last time this kind of stuff happened anyway. Lol.

i wish to be imperceptible specifically so my mother would stop looking at me when she's belching.

Oh, my mom did that directly into the phone today when I called her.

It's Friday the 13th and it's a full moon >:V

The only thing unlucky about that is that the moon's brightness made it hard to watch the meteor shower.

void shout: i have fallout new vegas feels again

The moon was covered with clouds tonight here. ;u;

Awwww man....I forgot to bring Derpy with me for my long (11 hour) work shift so I'd have some company!

i did not realize json files and iff files were both serve the same sort of function

Someone posted free art at the coffee shop. They were Rorschach prints that turned out nice, so I grabbed one.

What's an IFF file? Never heard of it before but the first hit on Google looks like you wouldn't want to use it and JSON interchangeably.

Just got my hair re-colored today.
>x} Re-colored so it'll look golden warm and fiery!
Also got to eat a tasty lemon muffin in the waiting area. >w> And no one saw me take it. Yusssss.

Lemon muffins *u*

Lemon muffiinnnns~+
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shoot, i want lemon muffins ;3;

I wanna shoo-- I mean eat lemon muffins too! >D

Why settle for lemon muffins when you can have lemon bars?

I shaved my head

o_o I just had a weird ass dream that I was a queen,
but not myself,
and I had to select cards for funeral invitations,
because several of my loyal subjects, spies and friends had died
and their coffins were in my castle-house,
and we had a ghost banquet for some ghost people,
and some alive people...>.>;
I had no idea where that dream was going next, because my mum woke me up..

lemon bars are the baked goods equivalent of getting dressed up when you are depressed.

sounds like next courses to me XD

Ohh, how do you like it so far?

I love it, it's very liberating

I feel you on that, mdom!!

When I shaved my head, I was filled with loads of self confidence.
I felt really liberated :D
I thought I was going to cry when my hair was shaved, but I actually felt the opposite.
I was overfilled with confidence and pride :D

When the person you're crushing on(and is possibly feeling the same) sends you a cute selfie QuQ <3

Mah heart <3

Can't tell if my boss knows me really well of if I'm just that obvious, but I got this perfect mug from her at the Christmas party tonight...

hahaaha, i got a really great one a few years back that says 'cats are whores and can't read'

Lol. I don't know if I agree with the first part of that statement, but it's still humorous.