Especially don't mention glowing genitals on the moose. Or the taxidermy part just to be safe.

Don't you know why we keep starting fires

Would your family sing that at karaoke?

Huh. I don't think I've ever actually sung at a karaoke.

^HOW COME ESPY???

well it's in English, so my parents wouldn't understand xD but I'm the most into rock of them

Beeecause I sound like a goat? ...I used to be in choir, but boy do I not trust my own voice.

But that's exactly why you should sing!! Following my Japanese roots, I sing to exorcise my demons so doesn't matter if it'll sound good or not. I just sing with my heart and bad luck of whoever is present.

Eeeh.

...-is a little shy-

...Can't really tell from my internet self, can you.

mdom: How about trying some black metal to really exercise those demons?

Espy: Yeah, I would never be able to attempt it because the last thing I would want is all the attention.

I love singing, honestly. It's just... I can't do it in front of people. Unless it's someone I really trust. And even then, I'm mostly just humming melodies instead of outright singing.

There are karaoke boxes, where you go alone with a few friends.
It's what my sister always chooses, not because she's shy, but because it means more microphone time for her xDDD

I’ve gone w just a few friends before, but still didn’t have the guts to try anything.

Have you watched aggretsuko? Maybe you need to go alone eheheh

I’ve seen that name before... was on the tshirt of the guy sitting in front of me a couple weeks back. I don’t know what it is :|

It's a netflix/sanrio anime about a red panda who's very shy at work but at night she sings heavy metal about her terrible boss at the karaoke xD

...O...okay then.