Granted, but now you owe the mob (who did your homework) a favor.

I wish Joey Ramone never died ;~;

Granted, but now you were never born.

I wish all the good anime wouldn't end so soon v_v

Grah I know TT_TT *wants another season of Gunslinger Girl*

Granted, but unfortunately its all on the afterdark channels.

I wish more Anime were longer than 25 minutes.

Granted but anything past 25 minutes is filler like DBZ where the characters only scream and look constipated.

I wish America would make a GOOD live-action adaptation of an anime.

Granted, but then the world explodes


I wish for a new watch

Granted but its a sundial.

I wish for a new car

Granted, but it has terrible mileage


I wish for brownies

Granted but their stone hard.

I wish Zombies werent real.

Granted, but then you get lonely


I wish people would realize the truth about vampires and zombies

Granted, but the result are undead babies and Dhampires.

I wish Demons werent so damn good in bed.

Granted. You don't get to be with one ever again


I wish for a candy bar

Granted, but its well past its 'best by' date.
I wish I hadnt wished that demons werent so damn good in bed.

Granted, demons are good in bed again. But, you can only have angels, who are terrible.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

(Damnit...)
Granted, but you wish for a stuffed frog.

I wish I knew how to make angels better in bed.

granted but they dont like to be happy...


i wish this typhoon go away :(

Granted, but now it's the worst blizzard the world has ever known.

I wish there would be no more immature jerks in the world D< ... They bug me.