can say anything in any language but only in pig-latinese

That would actually be pretty handy if the person you were talking to also knew pig latin. ;)


I can use my hand as a shot glass.

can imitate any small land-mammal under 5 ounces and not exceeding 14 inches

I was born with the ability to cast "Rot" on foods, but only ones that are already rotten.

Can harnes the power of toast!

ability to whisper that noone can hear

I can sing songs beautifully but only to deaf people

(that sure sucks xD)

I can make kittens appear, but only in my mind

I have a perfect pitch but only when nothing can hear me

I can glow... but only in black light

I can be invisible, but only in the dark u.u

i can breathe underwater but only when i am completly dry

I can see in the dark, but only when there's a lamp on

i know all there is to know in the world, but to share the information would cause me to lose it

I can fly, but only down

My "sonic shout" only shatters air. At least I think it does. ^^|

I can cause time to go backwards...have you ever seen what happens when an egg goes up? neither have I, my power only works on television.

i have the power to make anyone turn emo >>

^ sadly, that's a pretty useful skill, for a supervillian!
I can talk you down, but I cannot give you directions off a step ladder.

i know how to use any and all tools known to man, i am also a paraplegic

I can elongate...any hair on my body, but just one at a time.

I can turn into a mouse...but only in the presence of a cat

I can turn into a cat, but only in the presence of a dog. XD

I can teleport right to Lucid....but only in my dreams

I can speak dog.... but only to fish.

I can shapeshift -- but the only person I can change into looks like Steve Buscemi

I can sing like an angel, but only about bodily functions

I speak perfect pig latin.

I can make time pass extreemly fast.... becasue I'm asleep.

I can always tell you the correct date... after I look it up on my phone

I can change the colour of my hat! Indoors.

I can see in the dark... During the day

I can raise cockroaches from the dead.

I can fly, but only when underwater.

I have the power to sing beautifully.
Only when nobody is listening.