Granted, You live in a bubble.

I wish Dragons where real.

Granted but they eat you.

I wish chocolate didn't have calories.

Granted, but it's not Chocolate.

I wish my animals could talk to me.

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish I had ice cream every day.

Granted, but then you get fat.

I wish my Chinese new year was every year.

Gratned bbut you age 12 years every year!

I wish I had a pet koala.

Granted but it turns on you and eat your face.

I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore

I wish I can speak/ translate Japanese

Granted, But everyone you know don't know who you are.

I wish I had more soft pillows.

Granted, But they don't make shoes in that size.

I wish could find a Kuroshitsuji Calender.

Granted, but people will think he is fake.

I wish the fall season would last longer.

Granted, but you can't use it any how.

I wish I knew where my other kitten was.

Granted, but your a Twllight Vampire a none cool one.

I wish there was a good movie to watch\.

But now everything else sparkles.

I wish I had blue hair.

Granted, but it starts to fall out.

I wish a new game came out.

Granted but you can't afford it.

I wish I had a million dollars.

But everyone gets annoyed with it going all over the screen xD

I wish my computer was faster.

Granted, but all your wishes come out wrong no matter.

I wish my roommate wasn't so annoying.

Granted, The world dies.

I wish I wasn't so mad right now.

Granted, but you have to be super duper sad.

I wish I that candy wasn't fattening.

Granted, but you will always lose teeth when you eat it.

I wish I didn't have to explain everything on here to my friend.

Granted, but now you have to explain everything to everyone else.

I wish I put less sauce on my rice.

But then the rice tastes bad.

I wish everyone had the same avatar.

Granted, but so much corruption and evil occurs that everyone is signed off the face of the earth.

I wish I can have god like powers.

Granted, but you're not allowed to use them. D:

I wish I had a cow.

Granted but she gives no milk.

I wish I had cheese right now.

Granted, but it was rotton!
I wish I can smell mars for a second.

Granted, but you cant smell anything else after that.

I wish it would stay this cool all year long.

Granted, now the temperature around you will be cool all year round.
I wish I can think of better wishes to corrupt.

Granted but all those corrupted wishes actually happen to you.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but you were given work to do by your parents.
I wish I can come over your house right now! =O