Candy doesn't solve any problems, but neither does lettuce.

"You found one of your hidden caches from last year. There are still 21 pieces of candy in it!"
disgusting. /still eats it

Disgusting candy is still candy.
There's a clown in a drainage pipe giving away free candy. Score!

"I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert!"

Edit; think I liked this one so far:
"This isn't right, you went to pick up a pretty rock and got 37 pieces of candy instead?"

- Damn, I wanted that pretty rock.

13 crayons? That's the wrong event! Oh, wait, they're candy sticks.

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert! You got 32 pieces of candy.

This coat has POCKETS! And those pockets have CANDY!

edit: A creepy child races by and gives you 20 pieces of candy. Cool!

Bad news, you tore open your pillow. Good news, it was filled with candy! Maybe that's why it was so uncomfortable...

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25 caramel apples!

Mmm...my fav

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Bad news, you tore open your pillow. Good news, it was filled with candy! Maybe that's why it was so uncomfortable...

Midnight snack lol

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A message in rhyme, now isn't it dandy! You're lucky this time, you get 4 pieces of candy!

Cool!

Hey! That fox just took your groceries! Huh? Oh, sweet! 8 pieces of free candy in a tote!

25 pieces of caramel

Two women on a motorcycle screech to a halt beside you and chuck 14 pieces of candy at your head. Rude! But also, AWESOME!

...Rose and Raven?

Oh no — the cashier at the grocery store gave you chocolate coins for change!

this seems to be the one i get most often.