By ripping out my heart a-la-Indianna Jones and eating it

Lol by trapping me in her bed, until I died from exhaustion, and elf snuuu snuu.

I love that idea!! XD

Elf snuu snuu? ._____.
Die of exhaustion from being her love slave? xD;

o.o *waits his turn now*

Worked to the bone by the mistress who was never pleased.

Lol does Cron want death by Snuu snuu too?
Alright Death by sex slave snuu snuu

From a magic beam


And you'd love it, too XD

XDD sorry Gabe she unfortunately already has a master.
-protectively guards her lesbian lover-

Homai. xD
Death by omnoms.

There is no temptation needed >D but I do have candy.
-pets- She would kill me with guilt.

I do have a habit of doing that, don't I? >w>;
She'd kill me via suffocation from her squishy mounds. Jeebus, woman.

*dances around* Woot death by snu snu

I offered her candy, but she tackled me and the blow of my head striking the pavement did me in.

Lol I think he'd take over my brain, thus basically making me dead.

By making me her love slave, too

While attempting to ensnare her mind, she causes my head to pop. *immitates the "pop" with his hands"

There's a Fable III? ._o Criminy, where have I been? XD;

He'd keel me by blasting me off into space.