-is pulling a HUGE treasure chest in behind her-

>.> this is mine.. no touchie.

*sends a minion to go steal it and whistles nonchalantly*

What was this about butts? *makes grabby hands in the air*

Butts are fun! You sit on them.

-slices all minions who are after the treasure chest into tiny pieces-

ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ

...Oddly enough this isn't a first either...

And you can also squeeze them, but always ask consent or be intimate before hand.

Yeah...>.>....that might be an important thing, but details details.

Yes...the are fun to sit on!

*demon-magicks a replacement chest with "surprises" inside in place of the current one*

I have returned! Well just for one evening as odd as that sounds.

Nuts.

Well, I plundered a few monasteries for priceless documents :)
Though, the carbon dating will have most experts claim forgeries.

Oh, and ignore that schooner over there, with the fawning men dressed in gold trinkets and women wearing lapis lazuli and silver piercings. They're my historical fangroup.

Also ignore the rugged fellows with blades and blunderbusses. They are there for you-all's safety.

Also ignore the fine silk draperies with threads of exotic metals woven in.

...Also ignore the great granite statue of myself...

*Smokes a fine mix of herbs from a private chest storage*

*eyes go wide* HOW IS THIS ALL FITTING IN HERE?! I mean, this place is a bunker after all...*passes out*

*finds a woman and drags her off to go fit her for a maid outfit* Yay new workers!

*cuddles Nikko*

...Because I'm a space manip?

*pokes head up* Oh...right....ummm...LOOK A PLANE!

-plane passes through some sort of invisible barrier and disappears-

Yeah, Espy's manipulating Time and Space, I'm a deity of Chaos, DK is a pocket-ninja, and Tiva is a badass

Reason fails at this point. xD

I am here again wow. Hello Tiva~ *pets and cuddles*

Whoa whoa....what about me? Demon with a good heap of power here? *snaps fingers and turns the Bunker into a reflection of Hell*