*comes back from mexico drenched in blood* you know maybe mexico was a bad idea. Aztecs tried to make me a god… and yeah icky

You know, I had the same problem a few years ago.

*two halves fuse back together in the present* Well then...that was....interesting. I remember both being worshipped by the Mayans and being a plundering pirate lord. Huh...so much conflict and fun. *laughs*

Have fun there Tiva dearie? There's plenty of showers to clean that blood off.

Gozed you were made into a god? *pokes a bloody finger at*

Yup, went by Godzed for awhile. Had a cult following.

Well then...*claps*

*hugs Gozed giving him a blood body print*

Awww...no hugs for the Bunker Overlord? *slinks on over to the hot tub and boils it a bit more*

*sinks into hot tub and makes a blood bath*

Ooohh...yay! Blood bath, just what every demon likes!

-poofs back- Sorry, Law, no writings. Got a sword with an inscribed name in Futhark, though. Would have liked to bring back an inscribed monument, but a stone menhir was a...bit...too heavy.

*pulls Espy into the bloody hot tub* well get clean then!

-shrieks bloody hell-

I'll...I'll do baths my own way. -clambers out of red water-

Awww...but these bathes are soo much fun. *eyes go pitch black and a puff of fire appears*

*pouts and follows espy* but but butt

Why do you need butts...