*Summons the Revenant Turkeys*
Attack, my minions of bone-defying biology!

OH, IT'S ON!

...

*mighty morphin' mega sneeze*

Ow.

Insecticons! Your dinner comes to seek you! *grand gesture with bread, and another sneeze!*

Turkeybots, Roll out!

*I am resisting the urge to laugh*

*pokes Lawtan to try and free the captive laugh* *poke poke with the bread!*

...wouldn't that just be a variation on the Dinobots?

Huh? Saywhat?

The Turkeybots. Since Dinosaurs gave rise to turkeys and other poultry.

Sort of.
Dinosaurs aren't birds' ancestors, so much as the cousins of the birds's ancestors. But yeah.

*Is being poked with bread*
*Turns into the Baby Law*
*Noms on bread cutely*

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

GLOMP Baby Law!

I've met some chickens who walk around with thud thud thud like I imagine some dinos doing. Turkeys don't tend to have the same walk, even the giant mutant ones.

'pokes head in and looks around' hello all

Hello, hello! *waves*

You know, I saw an article a few days ago where some chickens were raised with prosthesis that gave them long tails, because the scientists wanted to see if they'd walk differently, and they hypothesized that the resulting altered gait was similar to how raptors like Velociraptors would've walked....

How to spend your tax dollars well. *giggle*

*and waves* Hiya!

I'm trying to figure out how people're getting mermaid tails...

Prosthetics - if they have no legs, you can add a tail. http://www.seriouswonder.com/transhuman-mermaid/

(Honestly wonder what will happen with the growing of exotic prosthetics - some better than the human equivalent...may create a new section of body modification culture...I am not sure how disturbing that could be...)


...Or do you mean the Trisphee item?

I mean a Trisphee item.

Ahh...sorry then...I have no clue ?-?