She would kill me with her Sexiness

She would lift her sword all the way behind her back then power swing and cut me in half

With fire, hell fire, that fire in his skin.

Use the Nazi's experiment on me (I'm referring to the one with blood dripping into a bucket.)

Puts me in a toxic waste bath

Shove the sword down my throat and watch as I gag.

those boots, my face, the floor

I really should change this avi.

Ram me with the hidden horns.

Gags me with living hair and stabs me

Asphyxiation with smoke.

Dousing my dragon fire with water

Squishes me with her purple moon.

Beheads me with that staff

She wouldn't have a easy time against my wolf and my magic at the same time but fate is on her side as the blade kills my wolf it kills me as well.

He would go primal werewolf on me all night an eat me

Stabs me with her horns.

beat me with the maul

Strangles me with vines

Stabs me in the heart with his gunsword then shoots it.

Goes ninja on me by duel wielding his blades and slices me into three.

Hits me with the butt of his sword then brawler kicks me off a cliff.

Shouts "this is Trisphee!" then kicks me into a pit.

Counters my scream with "NO THIS IS PATRICK" and drops the Krusty Krab on me. ._____.

Uses a summon Materia and then make his red moon fall on my head

Beech slaps me so hard my head falls off.

Steals my heart and tosses it to the krakken

Right before it eats it she shoves me into the Krakken's mouth.

Drags me into the krakken to die with him

ENOUGH WITH THE KRAKKEN!
Her siggy makes me lose the game for like the thousand time and my head explodes.

I finally get caught in an explosion that i caused and he blows me up

Gives me so much Dr. Pepper that I asphyxiate on it.

Deprives me of dr pepper and make sme die from withdrawl ...if that's possilbe

She feeds me an explosive apple...AND MY FACE EXPLOOOODES

Tells rainbow dash I said she was not 20% cooler and sicks her on me

She tells Big Mac to say nope. He does and I fall over dead.

Slice me to bits with his sword. Or set the wolf on me.

Takes smarty pants from Big Mac and then blames it on me

I got ninja'd.

Oh god this is a brony fight now XD
Tells Twilight I think magic is retarded :x

*They're not tails but MUHAHAHAH*

Puts an overdose of pills in my drink

I was talking bout Dark but you ninja'd me :|.
Throws smelly shoes right on my nose and I suffocate.