Granted, but now you're smothered to near death on a daily basis.

I wish that fairies had tails.

Granted but then again fairies don't exist so bleh. xD

I wish that rhetorical questions had answers. :s-laugh:

Granted but there not the ones your looking for

i wish i could swim all day with out needing to come out of the water

Granted, but now you're a puffer fish and who wants to be one of those?

I wish pokemon were running wild through the grass outside.

granted then they turn into even weirder monsters than they are thus, new creepy pastas :s-shock:

I wish to be able to pull a prank on someone xD

Granted, but the prank goes so horribly wrong that you end up in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a pet fish that could never die.

Granted. The fish is already dead, so it can no longer die.

I wish Marshall Law was even more of an amazing badass than he already is.

Granted, but now no one knows who the hell he is.

I wish I had a badass skeletal horse steed that would never die, crumble, break apart, or betray me.

Granted, but it's a skeletal horse so it has no muscle fibers and there for is unable to move or even be considered living in the first place. It's also designed to look badass in the eyes of a 12 year old girl.

I wish I could grow a beard.

granted then it grows really fast, and quite itchy too


I wish I had pyrotechnics to use this new year (I MEAN NOW!!)

Granted, but they do not work properly and create a huge mess!

I wish that my puppy would stop getting into the trashcan. >:/

Granted, but your trash can now gone and the trash all over the place

i wish a little land to call my own

Granted, but, it happens to be a cursed Native American land and thus you are constantly plagued by evil spirits.

._. I wish my computers worked half as well asthe computers at the library. Damned library's Internet Explorer runs faster and better than the Chrome on my computer.

Granted, but now the library computers have downgraded to match your own. (P.S. what is wrong with chrome. I've never had issues with it being slow. Maybe you should try running firefox, or you could try changing your display to an older version. You might also check to make sure you don't have a ton of things running in the background.)

I wish that I could learn a 160 damage combo in tekken that works consistently, so I can finish my foes in a single combo.

Granted, then suddenly no one will ever want to play with you

I wish my boss would allow me to go on LOA. ;3;

Granted, but when you go back to work everything is in working order and he lets you go.

I wish that I went grocery shopping and there were more options for food in this house.

I'd be glad to be let go xD

Granted but then you get lost in the grocery store

I wish my back didn't hurt

Granted, but now your head hurts

I wish that this cheese was not so spicy D:

granted, now everything is not spicy.

I wish I don't have this job.

granted, but now you have no money

i wish for the world

granted, but the world turns to something you'd really really hate


I wish some people would just disappear.

Granted, but they happened to be people you actually like.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about Trisphee for as long as I did.

granted, but you forget you log on name now

i wish to fly

granted, but now you can't come down to earth

I wish I wasn't lazy^-^

granted, but you get too busy you could never rest

I wish my hands didn't hurt

Granted. Now your ass hurts instead.

I wish I didn't have to spread the mulch.

Granted. Now you are covered in mulch.

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I wish I could sleep more.

(Being covered in mulch sounds much better than spreading the mulch.)

Granted, but now you never wake up and eventually become brain-dead.

I wish every weapon from sci-fi VGs were real.

Granted, but now they're all aimed at you

I wish there was something good on to watch at a time im actually able to watch it

Granted, but now there is nothing good on at any other time, so everything's ratings go down until TV itself eventually becomes abolished eternally.

I wish my lips would never get chapped.

granted, but now they're so supple and shiny and glossy that people mistake you for a woman.

I wish I don't get stressed anymore

Granted but now everything is too easy and you run out of things to do.


I wish I had some cake.

Granted, you're fired.


I wish I had a lot of aurum.

Granted, however it was immediately withdrawn from your account due to the gambling debts you told your lawyer about.
Look at it on the bright side, no money, but no debts either!

I wish for a personal teleporter so I can visit oversea people.

granted but then you can't get back home after 10 years

I wish I had the ability to turn back time

Granted, but you would end up in another time era from what you want.

I wish I could sleep all day.

Congratulations on your coma! You'll now sleep through all of today and God know how long. =)

I wish it was 5 hours ago so I could take a nap.

Granted! It's five hours earlier, but you find you can't sleep when you lay down, so now you have deja vu for the next five hours.

I want all the yarn in the world. ~w~

Granted, but your cats will just ruin it, if you don't have cats, they will just magically pop out of nowhere

I wish I had some food right now.