Chock me with that staff of hers. D:<

He would look all sweet and innocent to gain my trust then when I'm least expecting it, he'll stab me with a hidden knife.

Make me faint with that huge staff and choke me to death! D:<

Tickle me to death with one of his feathers.

Shove that staff up my nose and swizzle my brain.

Encase me in a prison of ice using her sword as a magic catalyst.

Cut me in half with his scythe.

Swing me over a ledge with the ribbon and hang me.

Flash step around to disorient me and then move in for a back stab.

Eat my legs D;

Burn me and stab me with her burning sword.

She'd use a poisoning spell that kills me before the fight is even half way over.

@Hermes: finally someone makes somethign good with all those armor pieces! =D

Probably grab me, fly me up to a high place, and drop me from a good 1000feet up.

Alchemize me into a pile of dust.

In my sleep, caught off guard. She would try to make a point of showing that attackers come at any time and then accidentally kill me.

Bull ram me into an acid river