Grab my face and slam it into his spiky shoulderblade.

Espy: i know right

espy has boobs!

trap me in a hole and then fill it with acid

Or, at least...the older sis and the younger brother.

Feed me small doses of TXX over the span of a month.

I think I'd the oldest. \


Whip me to death.

DAMNIT!
Kick me in the nuts so hard I die after I try to touch her boobs >3>

He grabs my boobs with poison spiked gloves

Got ya!
Shoves Derpy, opens up her fan and sticks my face in it.

Choke me against a wall.

I nearly said something much less appropriate.

EDIT: ...Che, still holds.

Eats my liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti

Shoves a sword through my mouth out my...backside. :x

Eats my wigs off.

Waterboarding with gasoline, the set the corpse on fire.

Chaining me to a prison cell and eating my face.

Pries my chest open with her wings, and shoves her tail through my spine.

Bites my neck and rips out a large chuck of it.

Eat me Alive DX

Her boobs reach out and rip my head off XD

Eating someone's face is really wrong out of context.

Draw out my worse memories and nightmares and alter them so that I die over and over again (I do actually die in quite a few of my nightmares)...and then stab me after I beg for death.

EDIT: ...still holds.

Man you're dark Espy.
Shoves a big lolipop down my throat.

*Takest he moon down and throws it at me crushing my body owo

-shrug- I know that. Can't help it.

Blind me and set me in the direction off a cliff.

Now that was me sense of humor.

EDIT: ....dear god stop ninja-ing me. slice me to ribbons with those wings.

I need bigger wings! D:<
Take the ribbons off his waist and strangle me with them.

Fry me to a crisp with hellfire.

That was also humorous.

Haha. Funneh.
Sing Friday until the blood from my ears floods my brain.

noms my brain out and stabs me with his sword

I can't sing that high in the first place.

He'd gorge himself on my raw insides.

EDIT: .......
Throttle me with a cord made from her hair.

YOU GOT NINJA'D ESPY!
Throw me to the ground and curb stomp my face.

I do actually love wallslamming monsters in MMOs.

Pull out a dagger from his boot and cut me from jaw to stomach, to paraphrase Macbeth.

Throw me in a void and cut it into two parts, one holding my legs, the other my upper body

Staring in to my soul and melting my vary being

Whip me over the head with the keyblade until I pass out from pain, then kick me off a cliff and into a river.

punch a hole in my face

Blow a ball of fire into my body and explode me from the inside

Drags me with him down a pit to the center of the planet

Seduce me into a void. She's got wings; I don't.

That was gonna be way worse, but I toned it done a bit >.>

I wanna hear what it would have been!
Uses his light blue eye to put a stun spell on me while impales me with his scythe :x

Uh...I don't think it's PG13.

Thrash me with what seems to be a heavy bulletproof cape. (I'm a masochistic RPer.)

Their scythe would gouge my face and make me bleed to death

I fixed it.
Launch a barrage of punches on me that breaks almost all my torso bones

His flaming sword would catch my hair on fire and I would suffocate in the smoke from the fire.