Push me off of a tall ledge

Icey sword attack from above, complete with nasty warcry...after I am dead.

Stab me with that spear and then have those spirits take my remains.

Club me from behind with a bat

Stab me with his staff...thingy.

Blend in with a greyish wall and then kick me to death.

(Pst...I'm a statue. ;) )
Kick box me to bits with those powerful legs of hers. Or spear with with that tail.

Rip out all of my scales and then turn me into one of his statue brothers.

Edit; set me on fire

Have her glowy eat me! That was for Lei.

For Draketh: Fly me to the top of a cliff anf drop me. She useth the laws of physics.

Chuck that spear at my head D(

Summon a dragon, then literally backstab me as I try to fend off the hundred-foot fire-breathing reptile.

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Use holy magic to disassemble my body :x

Uses holy magic on me

Edit' we have an epic fire vs ice dragon battle and he mellts me

Team up with Dragon and attack me with dragon-only magic.

Kick me in the balls and cut me in two with his scythe

Cast Meteor spell to crush me

By completely pwning me in a fight. The "official," cause would be blood loss or head trauma or something along those lines xD

By casting shell and barrier on herself to protect her from my magic and meele attacks, she will then chip away at my hp till i hit 0

Wrapping her tail around my neck and crushing it.

Shanking me with those horns

Cut my wings off, fly me high up into the air, and drop me.

Send out his Charizard and make it use seismic toss on me

Overcome me in a blue vs red sword battle

We;d battle in one final boss fight, and he'd be uber mad because for some reason we're twins but i was either the preferred twin or I as always mena to him, he'd kill me for revenge.

He would call the power of his clouds down on me and mix my flame sword with his lightning, electri-lighting me on fire.

He would cast me into the pits of Mt.Doom

Cut me hand off, steal my sword and decapitate me scissor style.

chain me up and then torture me until i beg for the death he brings on me.

Sick muthaf*ckin derpy hooves on me!

Chain me in the dark recesses of her lair and keep me there until I died of hunger.

EDIT: Nice ninja-ing. Whip me with the blunt side of the sword until I bled to death. (Not exactly well-armored)

YOU WILL FEAR THE DERPY!

he will have Rainbow Dash sonic Rainboom me into the ground.

Dangit edit" strangle me with shadows

Sneak up behind me with one of her earrings and plug it into my throat.

I'm fucking morbid.

Lance me with that sword and keep it in me until the fire corrodes away my insides.

Niiiiice.
Punch me so hard in the head with his gauntlet my skull cracks.

Ram the end of his scythe down my throat and then impale me with it after pulling it out.

DANGIT

Do the same only with his sowrod

Jeez, you two could be like...twins.

Tie me to a post and lash at me with that tail until I'm a bloody mess.