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Granted, but then it blows up on your first day.
I wish I didnt feel like crap right now~ |
Ahh, the classic "but it blows up" wish corruption... Granted, but you become overly joyous and freak everyone around you the fuck out. I wish that I could snuggle Froggy right now. |
Granted, but now you are stuck forever...
I wish to have a decent computer~ |
(o.o You forgot to corrupt my wish, Vader. The one about my wishing to not have to constantly edit my posts...which is ironic, as that is what you'll have to do.)
Granted, but it happens to be SkyNet and you are the first person it kills once it is online and running. (D: Dangit! I did it again!) I wish I was 8' 3". And don't try to corrupt it to where I bang my head on everything. That I'll get over. |
granted, but everyone will think you are a monster and excommunicate you, forcing you to live alone on an island... fending for yourself.
I wish i always had snacks~ |
Granted but they're all past their expirations date and are bad.
I wish there was more characters in video-games/mangas or anime that wears eyepatches because they legitimately lost an eye and or not just sealing some powers or hiding some power or something like that (yeah, that's kind of a weird wish) |
Granted. Now there is no longer such a thing as depth perception in anime, and everyone always wind up missing, thus causing the fights to drag out even longer than a DBZ episode.
I wish I had a life. (Wait, what am I saying?! I'm a gamer! I have LOTS of lives!) |
granted but now you can never die....
I wish for my hair to be dry~ |
(O: Whoo! Immortality!!)
Granted, but now, no matter what you do, your hair is as hard, rigid and flat as a board. I wish...for a tea pot. (First wish that popped into my head that I hadn't already done.) |
Granted, but a caterpillar lives inside.
I wish there was more time to sleep. |
Granted. Have fun living in eternal darkness with no light to brighten it all up once in a while. You need as much sleep as you can get.
I wish wars were a lie. |
Granted, but the truth of the matter is that everyone everywhere is killing each other, on a wide-scale. Much moreso than in wars and normally.
I wish people would stop thinking that the Eleventh Division of the Gotei 13 from Bleach was strictly physical just because Zaraki currently has it set that way. It severely limits RPs. And pisses me the f*ck off. |
Granted, but Bleach no longer exists at all.
I wish that I owned one of each item on Trisphee. |
Granted, but upon finally completing your quest for at least one of each item in Trisphee, you realize how stupid and useless such a quest was and go into a very deep depression over the waste of all that time you spent collecting every item, eventually becoming so depressed that you off yourself.
I wish I had a pet genie that would follow only my commands and wouldn't be freed from me after I wished for three different wishes. |
Granted, but your pet genie really hates you and can personally refuse all of your wishes without question. Also, the genie is completely invisible to everyone but you. So, you just have some invisible dude in a lamp who's completely useless. I wish that I could change only one thing in life in particular right now... |
Granted, but that one thing happened to be the greatest thing that ever happened in your life, thus making your life completely and utterly miserable, down to the very bone.
I wish I had some suggestion as to some really cool Trisphee outfits I could wear instead of this retro-Joker. |
Granted, but the suggestion you choose makes you look more of a fool than you are now in your retro-joker attire.
I wish I had a dollar. |
(._. You say that like it's a bad thing.)
Granted, but it happens to be in yen, which means you have to tote around a big ol' jar full of 'em. I wish I had a billion dollars in yen. |
(( I know. I was trying to find the right words so that it didn't sound insulting. Sorry about that. ))
Granted, but the person that's supposed to convert your money made a mistake in decimal placement. So now you have far less than what you were expecting. I wish Pokemon were real. |
(Dude, it takes an assload to offend me, and even then it's a toss-up as to whether or not I'm pretending to be offended or not.)
Granted, but, then this happens: VG Cats: With Great Power I vish everyone in ze entire vurld vas forced to speak viz a German accent...und zey liked eet. |
(( Now that's some balls right there. Also-- LMAO, THAT COMIC ))
Und granted! Now watch as pure Germans get angry and think people are mocking them and they attempt to make a new language and new dialect, changing back the world the way it was before. I wish that (the above corrupted scenario) didn't happen. |
(...what are you saying "That's some balls" to? I just woke up from a weird-ass dream that I had during my nap, so, my mind's kinda splintered at the moment trying to remember some of the moments in the dream that I can't currently remember, while also trying to wake up at the same time AND think of a good corruption for your wish.) Granted. Instead, Germany begins to believe that everyone has suddenly decided to except their Nazi ways and decides to invade everyone. And I mean EVERYONE. Eventually they succeed and the whole planet gets renamed from "Earth" to "Götterwelt" and anyone with even an inkling of a free thought gets killed and beheaded to show the rest of the world. Again, I wish my mind wasn't capable of such grand macabre tales. (Oh, and for those of you who don't know German that well, "Götterwelt" means "Pantheon," "Gods," "Divine World," or "World of Gods.") |
(( What I mean is, you have some pretty sturdy patience to deal with a bunch of people who try to put you down. I wish I was like that. ;; Also-- LOL I always did hate that when you have a dream and you try to recall each moment. That happens to me sometimes, but I tend to fail at it. ;; ))
Granted, but you no longer have the ability to corrupt wishes with witty tales. I wish I could take that back and figure out a different way to corrupt the wish. |
(It's mostly due to my Autism, which causes me to be apathetic to just about everything. It also causes the effects of caffeine and chamomile tea to be reversed...which means that if I want energy, I use chamomile tea instead of caffeine, and if I want to go to sleep, I'd use caffeine instead of chamomile tea.)
Granted, but you happened to corrupt it into something far worse than what you originally corrupted it into. I wish I actually know how to speak German fluently, so that I would momentarily stop wishing to be fluent in multiple languages. EDIT: And also so that I could understand what most of my father's half of my family was saying...although, it's not that hard to guess with German sometimes. |
(( Ah, well, that's actually quite alright. '^' And I've never met a person before in my life that had those reversed effects. If you don't mind me asking, is that normal for autistic people? I know a few autistic peeps, but I never seen them with some kind of effect like that. ))
Granted, but you become so fluent in German, you forget how to speak in other languages and have difficulty understanding people who don't speak your language. Ooo, part of your family's German? That's neat. '^' I wish I could speak Tagalog and Illocano. |
(I dunno. I'm the only Autistic person I know. But, I know that the reversed effects are because of my Autism. And, yes, part of my family is German. They actually came from Germany itself. Moved here when my father was eight. Then moved back at one point. Can't recall why. Then they moved back again...or maybe it was just my dad that moved back to Germany, then moved back to the US? I can't recall.)
Granted, but now no one else can or will ever speak those languages, which makes your ability to speak them absolutely useless. I wish I knew what all the Legendaries from Pokemon represented. |
Granted, but it turns you that they all suck really badly, and they change your perspective on Pokémon forever, leaving you with a feeling of eternal contempt. I wish my back didn't hurt, eugh. |
(I'm already in a life of eternal contempt.)
Granted. Now your face is on fire eternally, much like Prometheus of Greek mythology's punishment of having his organs pecked out by a crow only to be regenerated the next day and have it done all over again. ._. I wish Trisphee's avis didn't look like such genderbent traps. |
Granted, but instead they are now unproportional and not properly shaded.
I wish that it would snow. |
Granted, but the snow is made of dog pee.
I wish Christmas would come sooner. |
Granted, but now everyone kills off everyone because fu*k the holidays.
I wish people wouldn't take that censor the wrong way...but, then again, why would I censor it like that if I didn't want people to stain their innocence even more? |
Granted...all people are now perverts, adult stuff is now socially acceptable and encouraged, and no one knows what censorship is. Since censorship doesn't exist, there's nothing they can do about taking it the wrong way O 3o
I wish I could have a flying turtle. |
(Again, why is something like that a bad thing?)
Granted, but it happened to be of the Snapping Turtle variety, so now you have to run for fear of getting bitten severely. Oh, and it's four times the size of a regular snapping turtle. |
I wish for weight loss.
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(o.o How did I forget to wish for something? Oopsie.)
Granted, but you don't ever stop losing weight to the point of being malnourished and eventually dying. I wish I had a wolf that wouldn't ever eat me for a pet. |
Granted, but the wolf runs off into the woods and finds it's own pack.
I wish for a penny. |
Granted, but it turns out to be absolutely worthless.
I wish I had a camel. |
Granted but it's very old, so it dies within the week you get it.
I wish for my own place. |
Granted, but that place happens to be the sewers.
I wish I could turn my body into lava at will. |
Granted but you forget you have it 'on' then end up burning your sandwich and the rest of your family at the annual Christmas party
I wish that I could at will remove pounds of fat from my body, giving them to malnourished people |
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