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Granted, but you are then treated as a freak of nature and get abducted by the government and have experiments done on you to see just why you are so tall and if there's a way to replicate it. However, before they find out why, you wind up dying on the operating table.
I wish that I could throw turnips at all of you guys, for no reason at all except that I think that it would be funny if we had a turnip fight. |
Granted, although now everyone you throw turnips at is severely allergic, and dies upon contact of the turnip. . . you are sent to jail for murder where you rot.
I wish I wasn't as much an insomniac as I am now. |
I know that feel =_=
Granted, but then the first night that you go to bed at a normal time, someone came to your door with a million dollars to give you for no apparent reason, but you were asleep and missed it, so they just went on to the next house xD I wish I knew who Jack the Ripper was. |
Granted, you know who he is, but then you decide to become a hooker in England where he strikes for his final time,
I wish this puppy outside my house had a home that wasn't mine. He looks like he was abused and I can't keep him for myself. He's so sweet and he follows people around everywhere. THE EPITOME OF LOYALTY! T.T |
Granted, and he goes to me, but you are cursed with another puppy in its place that is not abused but is insanely annoying, barking in a very high-pitched voice every 5 seconds constantly, primarily with the soul purpose of pissing you off. This puppy is also eternal. I wish I had a real-life Pikachu. |
Granted, but it electrocutes you until you die :D
I wish I had money for Left 4 Dead for PC xD |
Granted, but you wind up spending it on something else entirely.
;~; I wish I belonged to somebody on Trisphee. |
Granted, but you find out that its a rapist.
I wish I had a perfect complexion ;~: |
Not granted because you already do. >:I But if you didn't, then everything else about you would become terrible. I wish my Joker gloves didn't have a rip in them. |
granted but now all of your pants have ripps
I wish to live in Japan |
Granted. You live by the Fukashima Daichi reactor, sent back in time minutes before shit went down.
I wish I could go ;ARHGAWERO;HARG~ and form a coherent sentence. |
Granted, but that coherent sentence happened to be the most offensive thing uttered in the history of offensive things uttered, which instantly causes everyone to hate you and hunt you down.
I wish I knew why Marcus at the top of the Trisphee header's right hand was going wonky. |
Granted, artist's error, and it's all your fault. . .
I wish they would bring me the head of Andy Warhol so I can see if it's full of Campbell's Soup. |
(D: How the hell was it *my* fault?! I didn't even know about Trisphee by the time the header was created!)
Granted, but you soon find out that it is not, in fact, filled with Campbell's soup, but are then charted away from murder. I wish that I had enough time to watch all anime that ever existed, exist currently, or will ever exist. Of course, I'd take bathroom and food breaks. |
Granted, but your social life becomes truly unexistent for the rest of your entire life, including real life and online social relationships, also including friendships with plants, animals, or any living creature of any kind. I wish I wasn't sick. |
(...hat doesn't seem like a bad thing, to me. After all, have you looked outside at the people? They're quite stupid.)
Granted. Now you've got a stop sign impaled into your heart and it's inoperable. You will slowly and painfully die in two and a half days. I wish people were more active on Trisphee. ._. It's getting kinda boring. |
(Well, that escalated quickly.) Granted, but as a result, everyone on Trisphee because insanely boring and bland for your tastes in particular. I wish I didn't eat the last of the brown cinnamon Pop-Tarts. |
Granted. Instead, you ate the last of the hot fudge sundae Pop-Tarts and invoke my wrath, in which you are shortly hit with a bolt of lighting that fries you so hard that not even dust remains afterward.
I wish I really did have omnipotent powers. |
They destroy your brain cell by cell. Simply too powerful.
I wish I didn't have exams. |
Granted, but then it turns out you didnt have exams because your school/college/whatever burned down and everyone there died. Oh, yeah, and police think it was you and arrest you.
I wish I just had money in general xD |
Granted, but the money was stolen from the federal government. They soon track the money down and arrest you for well over 30 years. I wish I had regular Mountain Dew and not this diet Mountain Dew crap. |
Granted, but the regular Mountain Dew causes painful ulcers to form in your mouth that get worse with each mouthful you imbibe.
I wish I was a master of all languages. |
Granted, but you had to take me with to learn them, and I happen to be very annoying.
I wish my Pokemon on GPX+ would train faster. |
Granted, but then they die from over-exhaustion xD
I wish I felt better right now~ xD |
Granted, but shortly after, you get shot in the leg. . .
I wish had some money about now. . . at least 2 cents. |
Granted, but you lose the newly gained money to a passing pursesnatcher.
I wish someone would text me. |
Granted, but its a text from your friends mother stating that your best friend died a horrible death.
I wish I knew different languages. |
Granted, but they are obscure languages used exclusively in their country of origin, and therefore, nearly useless.
I wish sketchbook had more pages. |
Granted, but they're covered from head-to-toe with obscenely lewd pictures...which could be good or bad, depending on how well they are drawn and how horny you are.
I wish more people were as eclectic with their music tastes as I am. |
Granted, but then... everyone always sings your favorite songs all the time and eventually drives you to madness~
I wish my computer wouldnt heat up every time I went on Skype. |
(I dislike JB anyway. Taylor Swift is alright, but yes, it is annoying seeing her everywhere.)
Granted. Now it freezes every time you start up Skype. I wish for a nice bowl of angel hair pasta. Non-mutated, spat in, shat in, pissed in, puked in, bled in, poisoned or otherwise compromised angel hair pasta. |
Granted, but it's actually and literally angel hair pasta. You are eating hair. However, you enjoy it greatly. Except after you swallow a good portion of it, then the hair fibers strangle all of your internal organs. You die a very slow and painful death. I wish for 100 incorruptible wishes. |
Knock yourself out, but it doesn't matter what kind of wish it is. They still screw you up big time.
I wish for simplicity. |
Granted, You seem to have too much and become too bored to stand it anymore
I wish they remade Tales of Phantasia for the ps3 |
Granted, but it's a terrible, terrible remake. I wish my hair was longer. |
Granted, but now it's so long that it always gets trapped in weird things and doors and you have to drag it around constantly, which puts serious strain on your neck.
I wish my mother would stop collecting rescue pups. Not because I dislike the rescue pups themselves, but because we have so friggin' many. |
Granted, but the rescue puppies you reject never find homes anywhere, and they become sick and lonely and scared and start dying off. Their deaths affect you greatly with each one; you feel a surge in your body every time, a paralyzing strike that rushes down your spine in bloodcurdling depression and despair until one day, you just commit suicide from having not accepted more cute puppies into your house - a house, I might add, that can suddenly superiorly house and support an infinite amount of rescue puppies. I wish all the puppies and dogs in the world never died and were taken care of perfectly, thus never creating a mean or unfriendly dog. |
(._. I would never feel sad like that over the death of a human, much less a dog. And I have proof; At my father's and my niece's funerals, I felt nothing. Not even a little bit of sadness. And that scared me. It's like I'm broken inside or something.)
Granted, but now every cat in the world is mean and unfriendly, and attacks anything and everything it sees, especially humans. I wish I didn't have to edit my posts all the time. |
(I'm kinda the exact opposite. I've cried badly at a funeral before, and that was just at the funeral for my mother's friend's son. It doesn't help that I feel even worse when animals die. That's pretty crazy, though, feeling no real emotion when someone or something dies. ono) (Also, the cat thing works because I frickin' hate them already.) I wish this Pop-Tart wasn't so fattening, ogmfgmg. |
granted but everything else is super fattening...
I wish that i got accepted in the college i want to go to |
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