Granted but you missed the only no homework game day because of it

I wish I could go to the beach

granted but theres a storm
i wish i didn't have to walk to school

Granted but there was a recall for other transportations >.>
I wish I transfered to a different class

granted but it was a worse class
i wish my friend would hurry up and finish registering for Trisphee

Granted, but their computer dies when they press conform.

I wish my pirogies would finish cooking -.-

Granted but now you have been banned

I wish my back would stop hurting

Granted, but now your legs hurt.

I wish for an ironic momment to happen to Obama just now.

granted but they are burnt beyond return

I wish I knew how many essays I have to write...forgot to write down my assignments ~ -_- uh~

Granted but you sleep for 3 months.

I wish I could lose 20 pounds =_=

granted but the weight goes to ur butt

i wish i had a helicopter

Granted, but this helicopter cannot fly.

I wish I had ten arms.

Granted but somebody chops eight off :c

I wish I had more pirogies to eat.