Maybe if you sew tiny spandex suits for the deer ticks they won't attack your dogs

Even if it doesn't work, sew them anyway. Will be a sight to behold.

At least the spandex has the ability to expand after they become engorged with blood.

Always finding the silver lining, that's you

I just realized spandex is expand with the ex at the end and the phonetic s added at the beginning.

Getting etimological today? xD
I thought it was on purpose

It most likely was intentional. But I'm so slow on the uptake that I only just realized it.

Don't sell yourself short! You're my archnemesis and therefore a genius

I'm just so focused on being evil that other skills are neglected.

Evil ******************
Everything else *

as aristotle would say, gotta live a balanced life

It's probably what he had in mind but was trying to avoid being too specific. Can't be too open about your plans.

He was very open about being against women in politics though. A true villain >:U

He was probably just scared.

You're making me want more yellow. For some reason I've been into yellow lately and want to find some clothes that use it.

I'm not very much into yellow, but I'm into gold/topaz, if that makes any sense

Like the more muted type? It can really depend on the type of yellow. The cool-toned golds and rose gold are also nice.

Down another dog.

Noooo D:
Was it the deer?
they might have to become house dogs forever, at that rate

No, cancer. It spread a bit more quickly than expected. The other has a different type and she can go any minute supposedly. I would like to get her scanned again to see how much it has progressed.

They are house dogs, just go outside for bathroom breaks and leisure. The mother deer comes by pretty much every day. The fawn is growing pretty quickly.

ughhh fuck cancer D: why do even dogs get to dye from it :(


When can you claim the fawn as your pet?

Maybe when it is weaned? The mother likes to groom and nurse it by the fence.

If cost wasn't an issue, I'd go ahead and get a greyhound so my other girl could have a new friend. Fostering would be neat if it didn't involve working with humans so much.

Steal a foster dog and leave a note - 'just fostering this dog, send e-mail to biomecha@biomecha.org for more details'

You have such good advice. I would just have to avoid having their chips that can ID them from getting scanned. Maybe there's a hacker that can help change the information.

You can ask your dad! Pay him in chores.

I already do most of the household chores. He could probably figure it out, but wouldn't be interested enough to learn.

b-b-but, a dog :( everything for dogs. You could lie and say the dog is a robodog

There is always kidnapping a vet tech or someone who has access to the database.

Very feasible, too.

Yesterday I went to a birthday party of someone from musical theater, and some folks thought I was 18!!! Made my year

You get to tell people you're a vampire.

At least until I'm 50 or so.

Also the girls' family really liked me in the play wednesday. I have fans now

You can probably claim being a vampire at any age. When you're 90 just tell people you're actually 300 but look...70?

Yay, you have mooore fans! I'll always be your fan.

I wish vampires were more colorful. Why can't I enjoy gloom&doom but in a rainbow way?

Aw, you never saw me on stage tho xD You did watch me in a performance... hm...

It might be better a better method for survival, in a hide in plain sight sort of way.

Wasn't ABBA on stage?

I wasn't acting! Dancing and singing only.

You've had an award winning performance so far pretending to be my friend!

:O that hurt!!!

I couldn't pretend for so many years!! I mean, maybe, if you were rich...

Bravo! So convincing and very method.

Wait, is that you subtly saying you're a texas tycoon... what do you invest in? livestock? oil? guns???

Whaaa?? Nooo...nonono. I have decadent things because of my thriftiness. Not because The Matrix was actually a documentary and using humans for energy is not only the best for the environment, but also the best for income.

Ahh so you are the one who sued the Lachowski sisters!!!

I wouldn't sue them because I want them to keep making things. #ripinpeacesense8

Ah, so it's your fault sense8 ended!!!