Strangle me with freaky mind powers

Giant spear+me= dead me

Actually Drakath+me= dead me and me-blood= dead me

That shawl might just get shoved down my throat in my sleep
Or perhaps set me ablaze with the candle of a boat

He is part dragon so he roasts me and eats me. (Not canabalism, he aint a homo sapien)

Or stab me with the pointy things on his shoulders they look like they could hurt.

Uses one of my own scales to kill me swiftly with a stab to the heart

Use her sword as a distraction before she blasts me with magic.

Uses a barrier on myself so I dont get hurt in the crossfire

They would launch their staff at me . _ .

Set his wolf on me or strangle me with the ribbon.

A little offended /: Buut okayy.
She would cast a spell or strangle me with the cape . o .

Look at the bottom of my signature. ;) I mean no harm and I do it to everyone~
He would push me over a cliff or kcik me to bloody pulp.

Would use an army of teh undead to get me

claw me to death

Reason I said the word offended ^x^
The spirits behind him would take over my soul o:<

strangle me with a blue frilly whip
holy mother what a way to go

by making my internet slow and forcing me to whither away and die

(TROLOLOLOL)
kill me with poisonous cloud gas

(TO THE MOON! I should have named my self Trollestia.)

By setting my house on fire

Hurl discuses at me until one hits me in the plexus. Or head. Don't ask; that was the first thing that came to mind.

Haranguing with words and killing with puniness. XD

Killing me with spelling errors.

"Puniness"...I am in no way puny.

Killing me with fire

They would use the foot claws and drop me in the ocean O:

lift up her skirt and i'd die of shock

Lift up his skirting and let my nose bleed out >.>

I'd try to hug him but because it was a total surprise his quills (both hair and shoulder thingy) spike out and cause deep punctures through my upper body thus killing me with bloodless...would it have been better if I accidentally was stabbed in the heart this way? hmm...oh wait I'm contemplating my death. -___-"

tear my throat open with vicious sharp teeth

Probably sneak up behind me and scared me to death. -shrug-

whack me in the head with that staff untill i'm dead.

whack me in the back with that stick til i'm dead
original i know

Tickle me to death with the feather on their hat

Sick his wolf on me and then strangle me.

Rip my wings off so she could have five pairs. o n o

Run me over

Throw an edged discus at me. If I dodge that, I lose my balance and fall of a cliff; if I don't...well, you know.

She could knife me or smother me with those feathers of hers.

That sword. Nuff said.

One of their ghost familiars possesses me and walks me off the nearest cliff.

Depriving me of MLP