Granted, but unfortunately, I hid in your carry-on and we are now both imprisoned for breaking the law.

I wish I was actually born in Japan, that way I would know English and Japanese at birth, and possibly German, too, depending on the situations that unfolded while I was growing up in Japan.

(D: Aww.)

Granted. You are now anorexic and eventually die from malnutrition.

I wish I had a bazooka and a horse-headed tortoise. Or a bazooka-wielding, horse-headed tortoise.

(...woot.)

Granted, but you accidentally fly into an airplane's turbines and get shredded into a bloody mess on the side of the airplane, causing several passengers inside to lose their lunch.

I wish that if Pokemon ever made a Gen 6, that the Pokemon weren't sucky pieces of s**t.

(o.o Umm...truthfully, even if I wasn't American, I don't see how that would be a bad thing.)

Granted, but as soon as you get there, World War III ensues and all of Okinawa, Tokyo, Kyoto and Shibuya are targeted by the Russians, who are armed with "Nationkiller" nukes.

I wish I had three arms, with the extra being on the very center of my back.

Granted, but so did the members of Behemoth...

I wish I didn't have a class before 10am...

Granted, but now you have no classes ever, wasting money and resources since you didn't specify how far back.

I wish I could do something practical.

Granted, but now if you stop being practical you will die quickly of boredom.

I wish the vocaloid Miku wasn't as popular.

Granted. Now Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, and all of those other annoying American singers are more popular than ever.

I wish that, when I hugged someone, I would randomly set on fire and shortly explode afterward.

Granted, but you explode into a shower of glitter and confetti.

I wish America had highways like the Autobahn.

Granted, but, since most Americans, such as myself, have no idea what you're talking about, they immediately get torn down and replaced with a McDonald's.

I wish Alpha realized that no matter what I exploded into, there was no real way to corrupt my wish. I was going to be set on fire and explode, after all. The only way to corrupt that would be to corrupt it in a good way, which is still a win-win for me.

Sad face. . . you dunnow about the autobahn, the fastest highway on the planet. . . though there's apparently going to be a speed limit placed on it for once.
Granted, however, any anti-corruptable wish you have that comes true, you get shot in a non-specific location.

I wish my cat's head was 100% better. T.T He gots a hole in his head!

Granted, but now anyone with maternal instincts will avoid you as if your a plague.

I wish the lag would stop.

Granted, but now Tris is heavily infected with trolls. About 93% of Tris are trolls.

=.= I wish I was actually able to publish some of the ideas I have in my head and gain a shitton of money from them. I'd never sell the copyrights to them, though.

Granted, but now you are killed by a mob of fan girls, all about the age of 14.

I wish for my laptop to be better

Granted but it doesn't do as you want it to.

I wish my soon to be sister in law would stop acting like a spoilt four year old.

granted but now she acts like a cranky old women.

I wish for a fish~~

Granted. You're sent underwater with the sharks. . . you have a leg wound, and you're bleeding profusely.

I wish I had a jar of honey.

granted but you are near a thousand bees nests.... alone with one pooh bear.

I wish i had moneyzzz

Granted, but it happens to be an infinitesimally small amount of Yen, the least valuable form of currency there is.

I wish more people were into Electronica-type music.

Granted, but they all think they listened to it before you, making them total hipsters. . .

I wish I lived closer to my hometown, so I could see my friends.

Granted, but upon returning home, you suddenly find out that everyone has either moved away or died.

I wish I had 3D glasses so I could see Sevvy's siggy without murdering my eyes every time.

granted but it doesn't do anything.... i tired..>>

I wish to not feel hungry all the time...

graned but the classes drag on forever...

I wish for more manga!

Granted, you find one in the local newspaper, but, because of your overwhelming excitement over having found a Lab, you fail to see the underlying text within the ad, which is that the Lab is, in fact, a Hellhound and, once fully matured, it will devour the soul of its current master, damning them to be eternally burned within Hell, even if they have not committed any sins, rape his/her body and then ovulate, where the Hellhound's puppies then eat the master's body from the inside out once they reach sufficient age, leaving not even bones behind.

I wish I wasn't capable of such gory, gruesome, and macabre thoughts so easily.

Granted, but when you first venture in a murky-watered area, a giant demon megalodon shark comes up from beneath you and rips your legs off :3

I wish I had money for pink hair dye ;o;

Granted, but, from your over-excitement comes confusion, which ultimately leads you to buying the wrong hair dye.

I wish I wasn't so lazy so that I would finally plug in my PS2 again and finally beat the video games I have not yet beaten that I got about a month ago.

>_> Well this is awkward. xD

o.o What's awkward?

Oh, nevermind~
Granted, but turns out that when you try, you notice that its gone because I stole it since I need a new Ps2 :D

I wish I knew Japanese~

(o.o Okay, but, the damned thing sucks. It keeps on automatically resetting any time you move it too suddenly.)

Granted, but you had to take me with you to learn it.

I wish that I had a better corruption, but, unfortunately, I really want to learn Japanese.

Granted. You both have to take me with you and you both fail miserably.

I wish I could draw better than I already do.

Granted, but then you end up drawing so good, every single person in the world wants you to draw art for them and you become stressed out, stop drawing, and back to where you are now :D

Now that Im all thinky about Slender Man, I wish I was tall so I could dress up as him for halloween next year xD