Rat snake isn't a good combination of names for an animal ehehe

that's a dangerous russian roulette game.

They are what they eat?

That's why it's just safer to assume they're all dangerous.

Except for the wholesome Texas snake with it's southern hospitality. They're easy to identify because of their hats. https://i.redd.it/kagol1upnr131.jpg

You should call me Sweets mdom then.

*writes down* That's how I imagine you, always with them boots and hat.

And a closet full of denim? I do only wear jeans out. But just black ones.

So nothing like Mayhem Miller's denim&diamonds look?

Oh crap, I forgot to lock my secret chest didn't I? Don't you dare tell anyone!

I'd never tell anyone without getting money for it !!!

Hmm, good. No one would be willing to pay for that intel.

This deer:


has been approaching my dog at the fence lately. It had me worried because they can be aggressive, but I was wondering if it was because she looks like a fawn:


and my suspicions were confirmed when I saw this little fellow earlier today:

It's Bambi and his mom!!! Ask for an autograph for me!!!

I doubt that's possible if the mom keeps thinking I'm swiping her baby, she's not going to let me get close enough.

Stop trying to get Bambi!
In the movie the mom has to die, not the baby.

She should stop trying to steal my dog! Now more keep trying to sleep in the yard. Thanks to the neighbors bulldozing so many trees down, they have fewer places to go.

Ah, so the neighbors are the disney villains, not you.
Throw a tree on their heads.

I have no idea what they even built, though. They left a thin wall of trees at least for a little bit of privacy. But you can hear crowds of people cheering and celebrating and live music every other week.

Edit: holy cow, and the deer that has been sleeping in the back yard was hidden behind the garage this time and just now either kicked or did something to my dog that knocked her tooth out and hopefully not worse... didn't see what happened in time.

NOOO D:
it's sunday, can you take your dog to the vet today??

I bet your neighbors have illegal chicken fighting or something like that

The father had just mowed and I wasn't even expecting the deer to already be back. We almost took her to the emergency vet since there is one we can take her. But she seems to be doing just fine, no swelling in her jaw or anything. I was internally freaking out after her reaction and bloodied face thinking it was much worse. But maybe if the deer was lying down, it couldn't do anything with as much force.

This bastard:


The other neighbors have chickens but they stay put. I think they just like to entertain?

Phew, yay for dog not doing so bad!

Better make friends with the neighbors and attract the deer to that property. Away from your pets.

They keep a dachshund and husky outdoors who are always chasing them away. It's probably why the rabbits prefer to stay in our yard, too.

Sometimes I think you live in some sort of nature park xD So many animals. Like Snow White, but in cowboy boots and gallon hat.

It should be pretty common everywhere once you get away from the city. I'm glad we don't get bears, though. Or gators since we're far away enough from the swampy areas.

Gators in texas? Not just for florida anymore?

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your book already exists

I'm pretty sure you can find them in a lot of places.

Heh, it's still weird how others believe the cowboy hat thing because I don't really ever see anyone wearing one. Or boots. But guns, yeah...there is literally a gun aisle in many of the Walmarts.

That's not a reassuring thought.

I blame the movies! Even I have a view of my country already formed in my head. Like, I did not recognize São Paulo in the first episode of Black Mirror!!! And I should've.

They even have a pink rifle and handgun if that's what you're into.

In the most recent season? I haven't seen it.

The true female empowerment (mel b being interviewed by eric andre gif)

Yes, season 5. But they're americans speking in english so I was just ok, they're in the US!! But not.

Ah, that would seem awkward. It's not hard to have them use subtitles to maintain the native language, but people still seem to hate them.

Speaking of subtitles, I'm mad at myself I didn't watch Rocketman during the first week here!!! Now there are no more subtitled sessions to watch!!

Is that the Elton John movie? Why would they not always have subtitles? Or does that mean the others are dubbed?

Dubbed, always u.u I mean, I watched uglydolls dubbed. But adult movies!! C'mon!!!!

Yeah, that would ruin it. Why don't they just keep alternating for the entire showing period? I guess they profit more from the dubbed?

Yeah I guess this city is ILLITERATE!!! /biancavoice

But I remember not being so bad back then. Curse you, cinemas araujo!!!

You can destroy the dubbed versions to force them to play the subtitled ones.

It's a good idea. I must watch Men in black soon too, next week it might not have subtitled here, just like the Elton John movie >:U

I imagine it would be even weirder having someone else's voice for recognizable actors.

The deer strikes again. One wasn't even out there when I let my father's dog out, but then I go to check on him and only see a deer waiting at the door through the window. He usually barks when he's ready, but the poor dog was crouched low at the door and the deer was inspecting him, I guess.

Did the deer get to attack one of the dogs again? D:
it's starting to sound like a horror movie

He seemed fine after getting over being scared. I can only assume the deer was curious and didn't do anything since his dog didn't react in a way that scared the deer.

Oooh, that's good then!
Maybe it's like one of those horse movies but instead of a wild horse you'll slowly tame a wild deer.

My girls would still have to not chase after it and scare it into attacking them. I've got them trained to not chase the rabbits despite the fact that they're sighthounds (who instinctively chase after moving objects). I don't really know how easily spooked they are. But the deer like to bring ticks with them, too.

Oh, well trained babies!

Ticks are a problem... except The Tick

Yeah, the ones here don't wear spandex.