Granted, but everyone else gets the same Kigarumi and so you are no longer original in wearing it.

I wish that I was better at applying make-up

Granted, but now you're only good at applying make-up to cadavers.

I wish I was a star in the night sky.

Granted, but no one ever sees you

I wish I was aught up with my work

Granted, but now you are suddenly dealt a staggeringly large amount of work that may just take you the rest of your life. Or at least damn close to it.

I wish that all wishes I have ever thought of or spoken of had come true.

Granted but they all cancel each other out and end the world... AT THE SAAAAME TIIIIIME

I wish I had a huge BJD collection.

(o.o Are you meaning Ball-Jointed Dolls? If so, then this:)

Granted, but due to an insane witch's spell going haywire, all the dolls come to life and kill you.

I wish I enjoyed the taste of coffee more.

Granted but now that's the only thing you can drink or you will die

I wish that my friend and i shipped the same Bound spell books couples

Granted. Now you begin to argue over the reasons they should be shipped and ultimately wind up having a falling out.

I wish I knew what the hell a "Bound spell books couple" was.

Granted but its a definition only you know.

I wish my doll eyes would get here faster DX

Granted, but, due to some mix-up at the postal service, you wind up receiving human eyes instead of doll eyes and eventually the FBI find out, but mistake you for the criminal and you go away for life.

I wish I actually cared about fashion. (Lol, not really. Just couldn't think of anything else.)

Granted, but upon your caring fashion becomes terrible.

I wish I was not so far behind in school.

(>.> Whoo. That was actually a GOOD corruption. ._. I hate fashion.)

Granted. Now you're even further behind than before.

I wish I could actually make wishes in the real world and have them come true.

(Yeah, fashion is so-so sometimes xD)

Granted, but they are still corrupted by someone and never turn out how you wish.

I wish I was fluent in French.

Granted, but now you can't ever understand a lick of English, even when another person translates it for you.

I wish I was the Hero of Time. (Interpret that reference however you wish.)

Granted but you then regenerate and then are stuck as the newes doctor regeneration as a pony

wish that i was pretty enough for my freind to stop freindzoning me

Granted, but now you've got everybody and their brother stalking you. All. The time. And they leave creepy voicemails, e-mails, text messages, letters, etc. etc.

I wish I knew how the hell you corrupted my last wish, because I did not understand a word of it...besides "Granted but you then regenerate and"

Granted, but upon understanding your brain explodes.

I wish I could have cuddles from a cute human male tonight...

Granted. I'm now in your bed cuddling with you. (Take that as either bad or good. Whatever.)

I wish I could actually grow a full beard, instead of this half-assed, muttonchops+goatee beard I always wind up growing.

Granted, but now it can never be shaved or shaped and you look like Dumbledore.

I wish I didn't have a headache...

(Mother****ing SUCCESS!)

Granted. Now you have severe abdominal pain.

I wish I would stop fooling people into corrupting my wishes into a corruption that I actually find more of a success than a corruption.

Granted, you died.

I wish I had a room that I could be in complete silence.

(D: Awww!)

Granted, but it's a room filled with Un and you eventually go mad from the sudden and permanent loss of hearing.

I wish more people knew what an Un was.

Granted; and for knowing what it is, they find it offensive and move to remove it from existence.

I wish the members in my group project would decide on the topic for our presentation.

Granted, but it happens to be about the most vile, repulsive thing in the Universe.

I wish people would realize that most of the stuff I wish for are either jokes, attempts to confuse the corrupter into corrupting it in a good way, or references to video games, manga, manhua, manhwa, anime, and various TV series.

Granted, we realize it's a joke, but they don't really care because they hide behind the mask of the internet. . . Well it's true. There's some /things/ we can say on the internet that we'd never dare say in front of their faces.

I wish I could pitch woo to my beloved with the omission of her deceased paternal parental unit exclaiming and interrogating with a fatherly passion via cellular phone of what I was engaging in with his daughter, begging the question of "Who was conversing with me on the cellular phone."

Granted, but after she comes over that day she moves across the country and you never see her again

I wish my nose was not stuffed up

Granted, but now you have the worst headache and sore throat in the history of headaches and sore throats.

I wish I knew whether or not that Vader up there, the "Divine Iconoclast" person, was male or female.

(I actually already figured that out. I just thought of that wish randomly.)

Granted, but the Trisphite Police figure out that you are intentionally exploiting a glitch in the system and ban you for life.

I wish I couldn't ever be sick ever again.

Granted, but then the actor for Batman died instead.

I wish my lip was not swollen

(D: How could you kill off Christian Bale as well?!)

Granted, now it's completely covered in pus-leaking blisters.

I wish I knew why my subconscious mind is showing me all these weird dreams all the time.

Granted but invisibility only lasted 20 seconds and your clothes never turn visible once invisible.

I wish more people were chatting on Tris.

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I wish people would do stuff like I did just now more often.


Also,

o.o Not sure what you're saying that about.

Wish Denied because I said so...

I wish there was no drama other than Theater...

PS...Tris is short for Trisphee...

Granted, but now theater becomes so bad that no one ever watches it, thus causing all drama to return to everything BUT theater.

I wish my Matryoshka-like word drawings could be made into a standard font on every computer.