She's obviously a result of some sort of genetic experiment. At least that's what I tell myself.

I noticed Sasha Velour didn't give a score on either of them for her critique video.

That makes more sense

Sasha being wise and not wanting beef with any of them xD

That's because she's a vegetarian.

If only I had this Barbie set as a kid:

She needs shoes. So icky to step on blood!

What a waste to just get the head from those people. Why not clothes and shoes.

That's what the dream closet is for. But first the stains need to be removed.

A second bathtub is needed then! Unless the clothes go to the washing machine.

If there's any innards you can just hose them off outside. No biggie.

Or bury them to make your garden grow stronger

Great idea! Even more reason to start composting. Very earth friendly. And when you share your vegetables with your not so nice neighbors, it'll be a fun secret.

If they are vegans... well, they won't be anymore.

But it can still qualify as organic? I can still have the best stall at the farmer's market.

The most organic! Well, unless someone was a junkie.

True. I'll have to raise my own humans to keep track of what goes into their bodies.

No excess of sweets either? I guess you won't hannibal me then

It depends on what's best for the soil. Hopefully the living conditions won't matter.

Ok, must remember to eat tons of salt...

You wouldn't be on the menu. I need to keep someone around to blame.

Hey!! I thought I was going to be your arch-nemesis!!

Wouldn't it be fitting to frame an arch-nemesis for murder?

I assumed I'd be the one investigating! Then all my leads will say Biomecha, until the last minute when you frame someone equally as evil... unless... that someone equally as evil is me!!!

I'll jut keep killing all the investigators until I come across one dumb enough to not be able to figure anything out.

Your meanness knows no bounds!!

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me. You will be spared.

Just so you can get me later, isn't it...

N-no... It's because I value your human perspective on things.

Nice save :P
I also value your perspective on things.

Like this?

Are you seeing my online history??? I was going to mention her to you today!!!
That, speaking of human/alien perspectives, I was surprised Salvia is only 18!
what up, yo

Yeah, so young! I wish my brain could even be 10% as creative. But imagine how much time she has to evolve into even crazier ideas.

That's true. She started doing cool make-up like Hungry, now she's a crazier Fecal Matters, imagine her at 30...

She probably already knows the secret to space travel and promised the other aliens not to share.

Or maybe the others don't want to visit after her reports of the life here

That's highly probable.

I have failed my human interactions for today. Hoping the aliens will make an acception.

Aliens are studying you right now under tab 'what not to do'.

Just like my past 33 years

Human interactions are weird in that inputs don't match to an exact given output.

If they learned anything from me, they'd be the most prosperous civilization ever by doing the opposite.

Humans need better coding.

I bet there hasn't been a single update in thousands of years

The update has been available, but everyone keeps putting it off.

Came across this cutie patootie...it let me get close.

https://i.imgur.com/iE85HNj.jpg

As I look at it I realize I didn't memorize the tips to know if a snake is venomous or not

That one should just be a rat snake, which are harmless. But 3 out of the 4 types of black snakes here aren't venomous so I need to get a better idea of which one is. Although, all 4 makes me want to nope out of there. I don't trust the eye shape tips.