Hide withing the woods like a ninja and then slice my throat open

Either stab me with her spear or choke me with her tail.

Stands there looking impassive and then I die to some uber cool movie she does which I can't see because it happened so darn fast that I'm already dead!

That...thing would start dancing around idiotically while playing music like a flute from it's short sword. While distracted uses that sword to stab me.

He would send that soul thing to possess me and destruct my body from the inside out, then use his evil katana to finish the job.

Really? Damn you're a tough cookie if exploding didn't kill ya! o-o

He'd approach me like some awkward geek to get my guard down then stuns me with a devil stare. Next transforming, at least partially, to a panther form to kill me brutally.

He'd freeze me to death and make me a Rinni-cicle.

I need a sweater. : <

give me terminal diabetes

Whack me with the lantern there. Ow, my head!

I would forget to breath by just looking at her exhaling air for so long.

I think he'd suffocate me with his coat. Or his hair.

I think Scylla would blow me up with TNT

I think that's pretty accurate.
As for you, Rinni, you'd probably spit the party favor thingy in your mouth at me with such velocity and force behind it that it would impale my eye and go straight through my brain.

just stand there until he bored me to death

Would feel a chill and without thinking warm up the air around him a bit TOO much. Since I was standing near by i'd melt away. :'(

He's steal my skull so he could make a belt to match his headband.

Nah you have a weird shaped head :P
Still I think your hair matches my cloak nicely -pets your head-

She would make my die of laughter as she threatens seriously to kill me.

Probably clobber me with that head dress.

Pretend to hug but then stab me in the back. She could also take her backpack of a bludeon me to death with it.

(...she....?)
Set that bloody bird thing on me and have it peck me to death.

(She. Don't be offended I'll never get you gender right ;) )
She stored knived in her boots and plans on killing me with them. Pushing me into a valcono also seems her style.

(hok. just to let you know I am male, so you'll remember to screw up and call me she)
whack at me with that pig sticker in your hand, you big git.

(:D , I shall endevor to do so)
Kick me to death with her steal toed boots. Or she could just poison my food and leave no trace of who did it.

distract me with the knife only to discard it at the last minute to smother me in her robes

Bash me over the head with his latern. Or, possibly, command his plants to eat me and cause me to die laughing and being eaten by plants.

void out my contract and sic her bird on me

batter me to death with DEM WINGS

Use her magic to kill me whilst I try to hide behind something

(imma man)
the halo is actually a shuriken
it would slice me head off

Use the feathers to smother me to death. Or the simpler way of magicing my horribly gruesome death and serving me to her pets.

so. bloody. accurate.
strangle me with the belts

She is Medusa under cover one look turns me into a nice statue. But perhaps they prefer to simply kick me to a bloody pulp with those white boots to add a bit more color to them~

three words; bat swarm army

Cath me on fire with the fire in his latern. Though I get the feeling he would much prefer to strangle me with his sash.

kinky hahahhaa~

a poisoned kiss C<

Only to foryou ;)

Command his leaves to chop me to bits. Forcefully desommon me from the mortal realm causing my body to disintigrate.

whisks me away to a pocket dimension and does a finishing move on my spine

He would my life crystal off me. Or he could be cruel enough to torture me with sparkly stuff untill I die of heart attack. *Hides from sparly stuff*

Probably BBQ me for dinner. (T_T)

the person above me would first lock me in a basement. Then the person would proceed to starve me and torture me with the aroma of good food, then she'd throw me in a pit and pour snakes into it. She's then starve them until they ate each other then the surviving one would feast one me. I'd die of starvation just as it swallowed me.