Granted. But the dragons aren't friendly. You are gobbled.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

Granted, but you change your appearance to the ugliest thing in the world and everyone winds up killing you, thinking you the spawn of Satan or something.

I wish people got my previous reference.

Granted, but you can only change to make yourself ugly.

I wish I had some slippers right now.

Granted, but you can only change to make yourself ugly.

I wish I had some slippers right now.

o.o You should edit this. I got mine in before yours, so...yeah...

Anyway.

Granted, but they happened to be the flesh-eating variety.

I wish I had a Nimbus. (DBZ reference, not Harry Potter.)

you do, but upon attempting to fly on it, you fall of a building and die,

i wish dbz never existed = =

Granted...but we are plagued with more ponies =__= mfer

I wish my puppy would tucker himself out and let me sleep XD

Granted, but now your alarm has gone off.

I wish to rule the world

hey i like ponies... i guess i got the first non corrupted wish =D

Here's the world *shows them a globe* it spins~ you rule it now~ *tosses the ball with the earth panted on it to them* there ya go

I wish for total world corruption

Granted, but then you soon realize that the world is already corrupted and that you basically just wasted your wish.

I wish Floo Powder really existed.

Granted. However, everyone now has a speech impediment. . .

I wish the next wish had the following sentence added to it.
"in my buttocks."

granted but the words are mixed up.

i wish my dog didn't chew on my teddy bears buttocks in my bed.

granted but now he chews on them in your buttocks =D

I wish the world was my _______________

Granted, we are all playing hangman.

I wish my epidermis was hydrophobic.

Granted, but now the human world is so at peace that when aliens come and invade us, we die horribly and without a fight.

I wish I had a concussion grenade for any and every anus who pisses me off.

Granted, but the effects of the grenade effects you as well.

I wish my football team would win D:<

Granted, but the win the trophy for longest loosing streak...

I wish I knew what to do...

Granted, but then you are unable to do it.

I wish that my puppy was potty trained to go outside.

(o.o You do know that it would've affected me, too, anyway, right? After all, the prick that was pissing me off would've been right in front of me, and if I set off a concussion grenade from that range, I'll be hit by it, too.)

Granted, but now it purposefully does its business in the house.

I wish I was in a euphoric state right now.

Granted, but it only lasted for 30 minutes, then you went depressive...

I wish my PowerPoint would do itself and get me an A...

(>.> So, you mean like what always happens? I'm euphoric for a short while, then I'm depressed for a longer while.)

Granted, but then PowerPoint becomes sentient and turns into the next SkyNet and kills us all.

I wish GPX+ (Global Pokedex Plus) would always have a multiplier of 4.0.

Granted. Due to the increase in activity on the site, it crashes. Permanently.

I wish for an endless supply of US dollars.

Granted, but upon wishing, the value decreases, instantly making the value of the US Dollar useless.

I wish I could see through things.

Granted, but the things you end up seeing scar you for life.

I wish my puppy would calm down and go to bed XD

Granted, but now your puppy can never and will never wake up.

I wish the sea was made of cucumbers.

Granted, however you have a sudden hatred towards cucumbers, punching babies every time you stare out into the sea.

I wish I cold think of more wishes.

Granted, but none of them can be granted.

I wish I could eat tomatoes.

Granted, but now you can't eat apples.

I wish punching babies wasn't socially discouraged.

Granted, but walking is socially discouraged now.

I wish I had the voice of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Granted, but now every time you talk, someone stabs you in the chest.

I wish Courage's Nightmare was wrong and that everyone is perfect.

(Haha, I cannot eat apples anyway, BI No loss.)



Granted, but while everyone is perfect the world is decaying around us.

I wish I had more time to take a major test.

(o.o I didn't know it was possible to not be able to eat apples. But, regardless, I guess that makes us even now.)

Granted, but now you never have time for anything else but taking a major test.

I wish I had a Spaz-12 shotgun. (And before anybody tries to corrupt it with "Granted, but you wind up shooting and killing yourself with it," I want you to know that that wouldn't really be a bad thing, for me.)

Granted, but it cannot fire, nor do you have bullets

I wish my hands were not chapped

(O.o Never heard of chapped hands.)

Granted. Now they're constantly on fire and in pain, but, similarly to Prometheus of Greek mythology, your hands will heal only to be burned again and again and again.

I wish Greek mythology was real. Or, rather, we knew that it was factual, rather than mythological.

Granted, but a titan smashes you to the ground.

I wish I had a better microphone.

Granted, but now you have crappy sound quality.

I wish I was FIRIN MAH LAZORS!

Granted but your lazors are too powerful and melt your eyes out of your sockets to then be home to small cogs

I wish that my freind whould let our OC's be Canon

Granted, but you get caught by the original owner and are put in jail for copy right infringements.

I wish that I could go to bed

granted but then when you go to bed you have nightmares of living as the giant zit that layes undernith the butt of a sweaty man who never leaves his mothers basement

I wish i could wear my kigarumi to work all the time