I would eat the poison apple.

His punch to my face would kill me on impact.

stabby hugs >>

Ooh another person with large boots. I think he would animate his hair to kill me. *I have this mental image of Litt3Chocobo petting his hair and telling it good job.

I have a feeling Dark up there would magic me to death. o n o

I dun wanna be magicked to death. e ~ e

She would sharpen her celebratory party favor and stab me in the face, causing me to bleed to death.

She'd stab me with her silver pointy hand blades, and then her hat would eat me. T~T

She'd hack my computer so badly I'd commit suicide.

Get strangled by vines that she grew out of her hands o.O;

Extreme hard core heavy metal caused my ears to bleed and my brain to turn to moosh and run out my ears.

He's gonna unlock mah innards with his sword. T~T *hides*

Holiness... *sizzle* It burns.

She's gonna rip me to bits with shiny chain-thing.

Beat me to death with the party thingy.

Set me on a boat in the general direction of a Siren. ...No idea where that came from.

Death by Random boats!

Death by...uh...forcing me to build too many boats?

Death by AWESOME color scheme.

Lunar Light beams would lind me while she sadistically tears me limb from left

He'd turn into a ONE MAN WOLF TEAM and snap my neck in half. -cough inside joke cough-

Espy would assassinate me...XD (And That's 'one man wolfpack')

Wolf team, wolf pack, same difference XD Funk'd kick my avi in the crotch and shove him over a cliff.

He would use his earthly powers to make it storm in only my bedroom and I drown from too much rain.

edit; His overskirt would come to life and strangle me to death.

I die from the amount of WIN and EPIC coming off of Ginger's Avi.

Gets suffocated by the hair while searching for her face.

Freeze to death in her snowfall or get chopped to bits by her leaves.

a bit of silk around the neck when i was not looking

.....blood loss from a nosebleed.

a poison kiss(sorry those eyes are so damn green all i could think was poisoning hahahaha)

He DOES use poison, albeit on the tip of a dagger, not...elsewhere. Er...by pushing me/Dante off a cliff. I haven't decided whether he knows how to swim.

technically you threw yourself off *obscure joke*

tried to teach me sky-diving and forgot to teach me how to pack the chute

By nakedness >\\\\\\\>;;

By...

Holy shit, Ulty, haven't seen you in a damn long time. Nice vest you got on your avi.

...that glare.

That silver bit on his belt is detachable, he stabs me with it and I end up dying. Or he could simply cut my jugular open, that would be quicker.

The clouds'll turn into soda-flavored cotton candy and I'll explode from the yummy-ness o.O;

fill the room with evil brain eating spiders and wait outside with dagger in case spiders are vanquished.

Tie a blade to the ponytail, then turn around really quickly when I'm standing close by.

The shuriken cleverly disguised as a belt decoration, which is in itself a ruse to distract me from the toe blades in the boots, which keeps your attention away from the laser shooting eyeballs. He only says he's blind, Oh yes! Conspiracy man!...erk!

poisons the koi fish so when i try to eat it i die.