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Granted. You now have downs syndrome!
I wish texting died out. |
Granted, But then they invent a next style of communication that is 20x more annoying than texting.
I wish that wishes could no longer be corrupted. |
Granted, well. It would've been. Before you were caught by the paradox police and taken into jail for causing a paradox within the forums.
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There's no wish...I can't corrupt it!
I wish there was a wish posted! |
Granted, but that wish happens to be so unorthodox that everyone ignores it forever and all time.
I wish I was in your base, killing your dudes. |
Granted, you're in my base killin' my dudes, but now all your base are belong to us.
I wish C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! I wish everything was an anime~ |
Granted, but it's also 2-d, which is actually boring.
I wish my man-slave is online D: |
Granted, but your man-slave logs on to tell you that he has revolted against you and is no longer your slave.
I doth proclaimeth that I thus wisheth for everyone to speaketh in Olde English! |
Thou wish hath been granted. However, thine soon dost discover that language develops rapidly after the post and thus turns back into normal. . . Jetzt, wir sprechen Deutsch (Now, we speak German.) . . . but not really.
I wish I had a head. |
Granted but that head removes itself from the body.
I wish I had tacos. D: |
Granted, but, for one, they're tacos that cause highly explosive diarrhea, but taste ever so heavenly, and two, they are stolen by Gir.
I wish I was a land-shark. |
Granted, but you're the beer and you get drank.
I wish I were happy drunk right now. |
Granted, but you still wind up getting pissed off at everyone.
I wish I was phone. |
Granted, you were phone, but now you're not, and now the question on everyone's mind is who /IS/ phone
I wish I could shoot hot-sauce lasers from my fingertips. |
Granted, but now you have given up your ability to shoot hot dog laser buns via your eyeballs.
I wish I was dog. |
Granted, but you're the annoying kind of yip-dog...
I wish I didn't have to wake up before 9am... |
(o.o I don't think you got the joke, Kali.)
Granted. You now never wake up, because, technically, ALL times are before 9 A.M. I wish I was FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!! |
granted... but then you were firin' your lazer...
I wish I knew what this was... |
Granted, but you knew too much you got confused again.
I wish these people would stop yelling. D< |
granted, but only because they started shouting (ps, you missed the reference)
I wish upon a star |
Granted, but that star falls into the black hole, thus your wish failed.
I wish I knew what he knows. |
granted... but then you use his shotty and the rest is downhill from there.
I wish I had the truth |
You get it, then you realized you don't speak the truth now.
I wish my back doesn't hurt anymore ;3; |
Granted, but nothing hurts anymore because you're paralized from the neck down.
I wish I knew why. |
granted but you don't know the questions.
i wish for 5 min's of silence. |
Granted, now you can't ever hear anything.
I wish I was a cowboy hat. |
Granted, but you get tossed in a bullfight.
I wish I lost weight |
Granted, but now you lose so much weight that you wind up creating a black hole and getting sucked into it.
I wish I was a frog. |
granted, but you then marry a really beautiful princess...but she's too clingy and she won't let you go, physically.
I wish I had lots of sleep. |
granted, but then you became rip van winkle
I wish she understood the reference... |
Granted, she understood, but is missing her left arm.
I wish I could pet a moose! |
Granted. But now you've made his mother angry. ... RUN.
I wish for a real Death Note o3o |
(Her being clingy isn't necessarily a bad thing, especially if she's rich.)
Granted, but it winds up getting stolen from you and used for evil, specifically against you first. I wish I was a Shinigami, specifically a Shinigami from Bleach. |
Granted, but now you're horribly cosplayed all over the globe.
I wish this was real life... |
granted but you still get the computer crashes
i wish my headache would go away. |
granted, but hey, now your foot hurts and it wont' go away
I wish I wish with all i might, grant the wish i wish tonight~ |
Granted, but since the wish you wished tonight, your hair catches fire when you see the light.
I wish I slenderman would pay me my $20. |
granted, but then noone ever saw you again.
I wish he knew how to actually rhyme... |
Granted, but then it gets too annoying people avoided him
I wish I get this finished soon |
Granted, but you wind up hurrying and finish it sloppily.
I wish, I wish with all my heart! To fly with dragons, in a land apart. |
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