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Merlin 10-15-2012 04:03 AM

Granted. You now have downs syndrome!

I wish texting died out.

Natsunaine 10-15-2012 08:43 AM

Granted, But then they invent a next style of communication that is 20x more annoying than texting.

I wish that wishes could no longer be corrupted.

Merlin 10-15-2012 12:59 PM

Granted, well. It would've been. Before you were caught by the paradox police and taken into jail for causing a paradox within the forums.

Lauv Keiko 10-15-2012 01:01 PM

There's no wish...I can't corrupt it!

I wish there was a wish posted!

Katame Shiraga 10-15-2012 01:04 PM

Granted, but that wish happens to be so unorthodox that everyone ignores it forever and all time.

I wish I was in your base, killing your dudes.

Merlin 10-15-2012 01:12 PM

Granted, you're in my base killin' my dudes, but now all your base are belong to us.

I wish C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
I wish everything was an anime~

Lauv Keiko 10-15-2012 01:14 PM

Granted, but it's also 2-d, which is actually boring.

I wish my man-slave is online D:

Katame Shiraga 10-15-2012 01:24 PM

Granted, but your man-slave logs on to tell you that he has revolted against you and is no longer your slave.

I doth proclaimeth that I thus wisheth for everyone to speaketh in Olde English!

Merlin 10-15-2012 01:32 PM

Thou wish hath been granted. However, thine soon dost discover that language develops rapidly after the post and thus turns back into normal. . . Jetzt, wir sprechen Deutsch (Now, we speak German.) . . . but not really.

I wish I had a head.

Lauv Keiko 10-15-2012 01:34 PM

Granted but that head removes itself from the body.

I wish I had tacos. D:

Katame Shiraga 10-15-2012 01:43 PM

Granted, but, for one, they're tacos that cause highly explosive diarrhea, but taste ever so heavenly, and two, they are stolen by Gir.

I wish I was a land-shark.

Kali_Namir 10-15-2012 11:12 PM

Granted, but you're the beer and you get drank.

I wish I were happy drunk right now.

Katame Shiraga 10-16-2012 09:53 PM

Granted, but you still wind up getting pissed off at everyone.

I wish I was phone.

Merlin 10-16-2012 10:18 PM

Granted, you were phone, but now you're not, and now the question on everyone's mind is who /IS/ phone

I wish I could shoot hot-sauce lasers from my fingertips.

Katame Shiraga 10-16-2012 10:31 PM

Granted, but now you have given up your ability to shoot hot dog laser buns via your eyeballs.

I wish I was dog.

Kali_Namir 10-16-2012 10:48 PM

Granted, but you're the annoying kind of yip-dog...

I wish I didn't have to wake up before 9am...

Katame Shiraga 10-16-2012 10:50 PM

(o.o I don't think you got the joke, Kali.)
Granted. You now never wake up, because, technically, ALL times are before 9 A.M.

I wish I was FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!!

Hikori 10-17-2012 08:58 PM

granted... but then you were firin' your lazer...

I wish I knew what this was...

Lauv Keiko 10-17-2012 09:30 PM

Granted, but you knew too much you got confused again.

I wish these people would stop yelling. D<

Hikori 10-17-2012 09:42 PM

granted, but only because they started shouting (ps, you missed the reference)

I wish upon a star

Lauv Keiko 10-17-2012 09:45 PM

Granted, but that star falls into the black hole, thus your wish failed.

I wish I knew what he knows.

Hikori 10-17-2012 11:16 PM

granted... but then you use his shotty and the rest is downhill from there.

I wish I had the truth

Lauv Keiko 10-17-2012 11:20 PM

You get it, then you realized you don't speak the truth now.

I wish my back doesn't hurt anymore ;3;

Hikori 10-17-2012 11:22 PM

Granted, but nothing hurts anymore because you're paralized from the neck down.

I wish I knew why.

termyte 10-18-2012 03:19 AM

granted but you don't know the questions.

i wish for 5 min's of silence.

Katame Shiraga 10-18-2012 09:37 AM

Granted, now you can't ever hear anything.

I wish I was a cowboy hat.

Lauv Keiko 10-18-2012 11:07 AM

Granted, but you get tossed in a bullfight.

I wish I lost weight

Katame Shiraga 10-18-2012 01:10 PM

Granted, but now you lose so much weight that you wind up creating a black hole and getting sucked into it.

I wish I was a frog.

Lauv Keiko 10-18-2012 01:16 PM

granted, but you then marry a really beautiful princess...but she's too clingy and she won't let you go, physically.

I wish I had lots of sleep.

Hikori 10-18-2012 03:16 PM

granted, but then you became rip van winkle

I wish she understood the reference...

Merlin 10-18-2012 03:27 PM

Granted, she understood, but is missing her left arm.

I wish I could pet a moose!

Ultima 10-18-2012 03:32 PM

Granted. But now you've made his mother angry. ... RUN.

I wish for a real Death Note o3o

Katame Shiraga 10-18-2012 04:04 PM

(Her being clingy isn't necessarily a bad thing, especially if she's rich.)
Granted, but it winds up getting stolen from you and used for evil, specifically against you first.

I wish I was a Shinigami, specifically a Shinigami from Bleach.

Kali_Namir 10-18-2012 04:46 PM

Granted, but now you're horribly cosplayed all over the globe.

I wish this was real life...

termyte 10-18-2012 08:32 PM

granted but you still get the computer crashes

i wish my headache would go away.

Hikori 10-18-2012 08:34 PM

granted, but hey, now your foot hurts and it wont' go away

I wish I wish with all i might, grant the wish i wish tonight~

Merlin 10-18-2012 08:39 PM

Granted, but since the wish you wished tonight, your hair catches fire when you see the light.

I wish I slenderman would pay me my $20.

Hikori 10-18-2012 08:41 PM

granted, but then noone ever saw you again.

I wish he knew how to actually rhyme...

Lauv Keiko 10-18-2012 09:19 PM

Granted, but then it gets too annoying people avoided him

I wish I get this finished soon

Katame Shiraga 10-18-2012 10:43 PM

Granted, but you wind up hurrying and finish it sloppily.

I wish, I wish with all my heart! To fly with dragons, in a land apart.


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