Omg, I'm so mad that I don't have more money right now because there is a remote control jeep at Wal-Mart that is the PERFECT size for Derpy to sit in and it would be so cute to have him driving around in it, but I can't afford it. T_T

It's almost 12. I haven't written anything in a while.
I'm getting hungry somehow.
I need to wash my face.
And now...

...I'm just picturing Derpy with a driver's license now. ;.; <3 Omg.

that's a terrifying concept

it's only 11:26, why am i this exhausted.

think i'll just go to sleep three hours earlier than i usually do

https://i.postimg.cc/Pq0rnMrj/20180416_151626.jpg
"Beep beep! Outta the way!"

*gets Derpy a job at Uber*

Derpy with a driver's license? XD

"This is your Uber Driver..... am outside."

Derpy yelling at crazy drivers...
...Derpy taking the scenic route...
...Derpy playing his favorite music really low to be polite...
...Derpy arguing with the GPS directions.
<x'D ahahah! It's too cute!

I feel like Derpy's version of the scenic route is just driving by all the coffee shops and bakeries...lol.
...Derpy actually yelling "beep beep" at the crazy drivers instead of honking the horn.
...Derpy waving at good doggos in other cars that go by.

Person to Derpy the Uber driver: "Uhmm.... this is the fourth coffee shop you've stopped at."
Derpy: "QUIET I NEED MY COFFEE"
Person: "........."

"I'm not mean!" Derpy clings to Kitty's leg. "I don't wanna yell at anyone," he says, pouting.

Oh, ok. ;u; I'm sorry.

Derpy in a hot air balloon... o-o...with confetti...throwing cotton candy down for everyone below.

Awww x3

Derpy in a tiny wittle airplane dropping balloons!

Today, I took my brother's kingdom keyblade replica,
held it like a guitar,
and started rocking out to my thrash metal with it.
Like the dork I am.
<x'D It felt amazing. Haha!

today has been a weird/bad brain day

Derpy wanders into a forest, finds Kodama, and befriends them. :3