Granted, but you killed a butterfly and you cease to exist... Confusing yes?

I wish I had x ray vision

Granted but now you can't see anything normally

I wish I had more money

Granted, but the money was japanese and it was only 100 yen.

I wish I lived in Japan.

Granted but you live far away from any sign of civilization

I wish I could speak every language

Granted, but you forget what language goes to what so you speaked in various languages making it extremely hard for someone to understand you.

I wish sonic the hedgehog was real!

Granted but the government captured him to experiment on him

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but you grow bored of living and that is not cool at all D<

I wish I had spider legs.

Granted but now you're the size of a spider

I wish I could read minds

Granted, but the minds you read realize what you are doing and turn on you and eat you. Or something.

I wish the sun could rise and set at the same time.

Granted in order to accomplish that the world had to shrink so small nobody could live on it

I wish it were winter

Granted, but on the way to the store you decided to lick a pole and are stuck to it. Because its coold. Brr.

I wish fish could talk. And tell funny stories.

Granted but they can only tell the same story over and over again.

I wish I could travel throughout the universe

Granted, you can now fly around deep space, but you forgot to wish for air.

I wish I could swim through land.

Granted, but you could only swim through sand though. Not including quick sand.

I wish all earth was replaced with quick sand.

Granted but then you drown in dirt

I wish I could rule the world

Granted, but the world is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 light years away. And its just a desert.

I wish I own land on the moon.