-rolls around laughing at the two-

This is all your fault...you and that wall! *sticks tongue out at, then laughs uncontrollably*

*Starts laughing, then goes back to normal Lawtan*
-undoes the rope, setting Alpha free to laugh-

*rolls around laughing* This is just priceless....

-Flails around on the floor.-

You okay there Lio?

Quick! Give the avi CPR!

*whistles nonchalantly and kicks a defibrillator over*

Is this a magical Defibrillator?
...and reading today, I found that the tropes have a better set of first aid advice than scouts...

The tropes? Who's that?

It might be....*throws a bit of magic at the defibrillator*

o.o
-watches alpha kill lawtan-

*Lawtan raises from the dead*
Aaaalllphaaa!
We are the things that were and shall be again!

*eyes go wide and chucks a barrier spell in reverse at Lawtan* Can't kill the undead....so trap em!

*Dispels barrier*
I am an undead seven-headed dragon god...and I want Graaaiiinnnsss!

Uh huh...*tosses a sack of barley, a sack of wheat, and a few others towards Lawtan*

I'm so tired of outbound calls. @_@

I was not hired for that!