no my hamsters TT-TT

granted, but the pokemon are just like wild animals and all the real rules apply like how you have to hit the pokeball button on them to catch them....

I wish for my hamster's to have food in their tunnels

Granted, but there is too much food and they gorge themselves to death.

I wish I could have a pet hummingbird.

Granted but it is huge and you have no where to kept it.

I wish my hamsters where immortal!!!!

Dude ;^; That would be so awesome.

Granted, but you only get to keep one.

I wish Christmas was here and it was snowing!

Granted, but it is -58 degrees Fahrenheit and there's no power.

I wish I was a fish in the sea. ♫A fish, a fish only for me~~♫

You get the fish from Super Mario Bros. 2 that eats you.

I wish I was done with school for the day.

o.o I wished for MYSELF to be a fish.

Granted, but now for every following day, school never ends.

I wish a meteor would crash land into the Earth and blow it up with all of humankind alongside it.

Whoops, sorry, mis-read. ;n; Sorry.

Granted, this includes all of the trolls and juggalos on Alternia.

I wish my ears were pierced.

O.o Earth isn't Alternia. Those are two different planets in two different universes.

Granted, but the guy who pierced your ears was an idiot and now the piercings are infected with an incurable disease and you soon die from it.

I wish there were Chinese Zodiac Trolls in Homestuck.

._. Damn. I'm not gonna be the poster of #2012. I would've made an awesome wish corresponding to that number. O.o Wait a minute...maybe I will be now.

Granted but they're never seen outside of bad fanfiction.
I wish I could be a penguin.

Granted, but some whale-hunters mistake you for a whale and kill you.

I wish the world *would* end on 12/21/12.

Granted, but you are the sol survivor

I wish my music would be playing

D: But that is what is happening already

Granted, but every day after tomorrow you have to work.

I wish I could get one of the puppies tomorrow for sure.

Granted, but once you get the puppy, they start destroying everything in your house, your furniture, your books, your video games, your dishes, etc.

I wish I WAS a volcano.

Granted, but you'd stay dormant forever never to erupt

I wish I had more Aurum D:

(Who says being dormant is a bad thing?)
Granted, but the means of which you acquired said Au were illegal by Trisphite law and you thus get banned forever.

I wish I was a parakeet.

Granted but you have no wings.

I wish for super powers.

Granted, but it's the superpower of rhyming. (Lol. Amanda Show reference.)

I wish my DS hinges hadn't broken.

Granted. They did not break. They melted.

I wish I won the lottery.

(D: That's worse!! o.o And you've apparently been a user since my seventeenth birthday.)
Granted, but someone murdered you and stole your winning ticket before you could cash it in.

I wish I wish a cute and cuddly Calico kitten.

Granted, but you are adopted by a family with a mean little girl that pulls your tail

I wish the weather was better so I could take my puppy outside without him freezing.

Granted, but now you can't take him out for fear of him melting.

I wish I was a cannibal.

granted, but so was everyone you knew an they managed to eat you first

I wish i could remember my name.

Granted, but it happened to be a terrible name, so you forgot it and the fact that you ever wanted to remember it instantly.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but it was built by M. Night Shyamalan (what a twist!)

I wish, I wish, I could dance well.

granted, but you accidentally break a leg in your first performance and are rendered a paraplegic for the rest of your life.

I wish I existed

Granted, but then you realize that existing sucks and off yourself.

I wish I was immortal.

granted, you are immoral... but everyone kills you every other day... so you live the pain of death over... and over... and over... and over... and over again...

I wish I was somebody

Granted, but now you can never be nobody, which means that you hafta live in hiding out of fear of being mauled by your fans.

I wish I had four hearts, three stomachs, seven minds exactly as mine is now, and twenty-seven fingers.

Granted, but do to overload of your cardiac system you suffer mulltiple strokes causing your brains to become half dead and three of your hearts die, and due to low circulation you loose all but one finger.

I wish I had $100,000,000, Had a secluded house on a deserted tropical island, a private jet, and every video game and system every created ever. xD

granted, but they're Jamaican dollars, so you only really have 100 thousand usd, the desert island gets hit by a tsunami and sinks, your jet has no fuel, and because the island sunk, all the games are now unable to be played.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted you have a wish, but it was the wish of a pedophile, and so you are stuck with a 13 year old boy at your side.

I wish I had some soda.

Granted, except everytime you take a sip your stomach grows and you explode.

I wish I could find an case of Candy Corn Oreos.

Granted, but the case is empty, leaving you sad and forlorn at your loss. (Also, I said multiple MINDS, not multiple BRAINS. Just clarifying that.)

I wish that all wishes wished after this wish could not be corrupted under any circumstances.

you're wish was granted.... by a guy who pretended to be a genie... that or mods arrested you for attempting to destroy this topic.

I wish for world suffering

Granted, you trip and break the earth, but everyone on the earth seems relatively fine.

I wish I could find what I was looking for.

Granted, you find it... Only to place it somewhere while doing something forever loosing it again.

I wish I could get my license already.

granted, but you get into a drunk driving accident the first day, killing 10 people, and lose the right to drive without breathing into a tube first for the rest of your life.

I wish I was special