heh wow...I"m kind of an A-hole huh? :p

Really? I'm not surprised I don't know it. Must've not caught it on youtube. There's only so much of him I can listen to before being annoyed.

I thought she was a sexy nurse but no she's a vampire and wanted some blood. D:

i don't like his new stuff myself^^: so aweful, but the polkas are good

you came from the east with a lawbook in your hands, you shot me

You are so original I can never figure them out...hmm is this one Chicago?

Yeah...though I did like "perform this way" now every time Born this way almost plays in my head I end up having lyrics from that parody instead lol The body cut was pretty good too cause at first I thought that might've actually been his body.

Nosebleed from staring at her boobs

eh, not even close, it /is/ a song though, liberty valece, got stuck in my head the other day, though i may have run out of stolen things hahahaa


*ate an anti-mold strip on a dare*

well duh! She'd overrun me with CHOCCOBOS!!!

by accidentally getting stuck on pointy wings while flying by.

-=What you're allergic to cats?...=-

-=It's alright, I'm allergic to you...=-

Slicing off some important pinions on the way down so we both fall.

-fell down on top of me- ;x.x

By consuming my shadow and then slowly my body TT^TT

By rigging some manner of contract with uber fine print that results in soul being eaten by moderately powerfull demon.

Our kind previously thought to be immortal was proven incorrect as her imprisonment spell kills me.

with the magical butterfly yo

She'd pull out her gun and shoot me.
(really for some reason I thought you were holding a gun xD)

He'd hang me from that tree T^T

He would cleverly manipulate me into trusting him to do something so obviously stupid that a 5-year-old would know better then strangle me, laughing.

Those red things on her head? Their evil vine sucker things that eat out your brain and run you body like an automaton until it decomposes and they find a new brain to eat. I happen to be near by.

They would probably look at me, and id die.. Lol

bite me to death

She would smite me down with brimstone for my "unholy" fashion sense? xDD Sorry the scene in my head is very comedic.

hehe again you make me laugh.
By the way Etheral your texts are too light for me to read. ;>.>

Would instigate some kind of royal conflict involving me and someone's daughter that gets me on death's row.

He'll put up a good fight, but in the end, all succumb to my fangs!

It's supposed to be how I kill you dude....but yeah I guess I succumb to his fangs. xP

Good. You will kill be just by looking at me funny because I'm obviously totally nuts >.>

Eye lasers?

one of those bats is rabid

With their magic staff.

She would kill me either with the sparkles or with poisons. If those failed she would probably take me on in one-on-one fist fight and kill me with a hemorage because she hit me so many times on the head.

Give me a medusa stare and turn me to stone.

He would summon some dark spirit to haunt me and drive me insane until I killed myself TT^TT

her messenger bag looks suspicious. I bet she can magically pull out lethal weapons from her bag and mutilate me, torture me, and kill me. She might as well use her bag to summon a portal that leads directly to the underworld and suck me like a vaccum.

Laser beam eyeballs zzzt -fries-

Strangle me with his scarf. If that fails he could always simply stab me.:D

I wonder?
 

See those wonderful hair ornaments? How much do you want to bet they can be magicked to strangle me...

I think of poison Ivy from that Batman & Robin movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. she would kiss me on the lips and I'd die.

Hack me to pieces with an axe. Or they could drop me off a building.

Really? Did you say that while I had my holy avatar? o:

She would turn me into a frog then squash me with her boot.

Yeah I said that when you had your Holy avatar. For some reason I connect gold and white winged people to axes. Must be reading to much Kuroshitsuji.

Your bats are actually evil, bloodsuckers they are going to drain my blood. I negate their attack with dark chocolate(Closest substance to blood besides red wine) so you have me throughn into nothingness.

she would strangle me

lure me in with a smile and a hug then magically develop claws which she sticks through the ribs of my back!