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(Oh that's horrifying. Have you ever seen a rabbit shed? D:)
Granted, but you immediately lose it. I wish I could find matching socks. |
(Dx Coddarnit!)
Granted, but you soon lose both in the magical portal known as The Dryer. I wish I had a sandwich. |
Granted, but it's stale.
I wish I could sleep. |
(Hey, stale sandwiches are still edible. It's when they're moldy that their edibility is in question.)
Granted, but now you can no longer wake up. I wish all of Trisphee would be my friends. |
(But they're unenjoyable!)
Granted, but it's only friends on paper. They secretly have no clue who you are. I wish I hadn't missed class today. |
(That depends on your preferences.)
Granted, but you happened to have fallen asleep in class and had the professor yell at you the entire time. I wish everyone would do The Dinosaur. |
(Oh the professors don't yell at you for that in uni. xD I flat out had a nap in my korean class last class. Totally wasn't even mad. In my International Studies class? I text the entire lecture.)
Granted, but you were misheard and everyone became dinosaurs instead. I wish I was awesome. D: |
Granted, but now you're too awesome and you wind up killing all of humanity by them being in your very presence.
I wish I had a Stegosaurus for a pet, so I could ride it like a pony. Like Jayzus did back in the day. |
Granted, but you end up becoming impaled. Vlad's wettest dream.
I wish my dad let me have more animals. ;3 |
(>.> That's ironic because my mother and sister often call me Vlad the Impaler because of what I look like with my hair down.)
Granted, but now there are too many pets and you eventually wind up literally drowning in pets. I wish that the world wouldn't view "swear words" as "bad words." >:o) MOTHER******* HONK, BRO. |
(I see we have a Gamzee on our hands, Mr. Juggalo.)
Granted, but there are no 'good' words either. I wish I was better at pumpkin carving. |
(...I see no bad in that. And yes, I'm a Gamzee. That's Mr. SUBJUGGLATOR to you.)
Granted, but now every time you carve a pumpkin, God smites it with a lightning bolt for being too perfect. I wish I knew what to wish for. (Lulz for the Billy & Mandy reference.) |
Granted but you wasted your wish so now you can never have that wish granted.
I wish for my fish tank to be clean |
Granted, but the fish will not live long after you clean it.
I wish I was better at my job. |
Granted, but one of your colleagues becomes jealous and eventually murders you, thus taking your spot as the best.
I wish I could live the world of The World Ends With You. |
Granted but you can only view what happens around you.
I wish I could get a book published. |
Granted, but it happens to be the crappiest piece of crap in Craptown and you eventually get hunted down for making the absolute most crappiest book in the world.
I wish I had a volcano. |
granted but it's extinct and small.
I wish 50 shades of grey didn't exist |
Granted, but now it has been replaced with something even worse.
I wish I had a submarine made out of meatballs. |
Granted, but if you set off into the sea a swarm of sharks would come to devour both you and your submarine.
I wish I had the attention span to complete my school work. |
Granted but now everything else is hard to get done, like chores.
I wish for warmth |
Granted, but you can never wish for it to be cooler.
I wish that all of my homework could be science homework |
Granted but it is super hard homework, and lots of it, so it takes up all of your free time.
I wish that i was finished with the book i was reading. |
Granted, but then there are no more books to read, ever.
I wish I could go to school. |
Granted but now you are broke and in debt.
I wish for my hamster to be more friendly |
Granted, but now it's TOO friendly and starts humping everything it sees, including a burnt out power outlet, which causes the hamster to become electrocuted and die.
I wish I had an uncorruptible wish. |
granted but you don't get to choose the wish.
I wish my hands were not freezing |
Granted. Now they're on fire.
I wish I knew what said uncorruptible wish was. |
Granted, but if you knew it is now corruptible.
I wish I could get my dog for sure. |
Granted, but it never leaves your side. EVER. It's even there when you bathe.
I wish I had superpowers. |
Granted, but they are terrible super powers such as being able to disco dance for hours, or see the past of what you've just seen.
I wish I could drive. |
granted but you are bad at it and everyone fears to ride with you.
I wish your name was hotbuns |
Granted, but that becomes his/her serial killer name because they kill people by suffocating them with hot buns, in which you happened to be their first victim. Hotbuns the Maniacal Clown.
I wish I could speak every language that has ever been imagined, even fantasy languages. |
;__; No clowns for Honbuns.
Granted, but you cannot understand them, merely speak. I wish I could use my original username on this site >A>;; |
I super enjoy how my wish come out by the way~~
Granted but now the other person gets kicked off because of you... and you feel guilty about it.. I wish i more space for books. |
Granted, but now there is only a narrow walkway in your house around the books.
I wish I had more items on here xD; |
Granted, but now no one else has any items, so everyone gets pissed at you and causes you to be banned for life.
I wish for a magical Leopluradon. |
;_; I don't see why I'd get banned for that. Boo.
Granted, but you can only ride it in the water. I wish for a hundred more wishes. |
Granted but they never turn out the way you want them to.
I wish for a elaborate hamster tunneling system |
Granted, but the tunnel system is so elaborate that the hamsters get lost and starve to death.
I wish Pokemon were real and I had a Chandelure for my Starter. |
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