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Mika 10-09-2012 10:39 PM

(Oh that's horrifying. Have you ever seen a rabbit shed? D:)

Granted, but you immediately lose it.

I wish I could find matching socks.

Katame Shiraga 10-09-2012 10:51 PM

(Dx Coddarnit!)
Granted, but you soon lose both in the magical portal known as The Dryer.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Mika 10-10-2012 04:57 AM

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish I could sleep.

Katame Shiraga 10-10-2012 05:04 AM

(Hey, stale sandwiches are still edible. It's when they're moldy that their edibility is in question.)
Granted, but now you can no longer wake up.

I wish all of Trisphee would be my friends.

Mika 10-10-2012 11:52 AM

(But they're unenjoyable!)

Granted, but it's only friends on paper. They secretly have no clue who you are.

I wish I hadn't missed class today.

Katame Shiraga 10-10-2012 12:01 PM

(That depends on your preferences.)
Granted, but you happened to have fallen asleep in class and had the professor yell at you the entire time.

I wish everyone would do The Dinosaur.

Mika 10-10-2012 12:23 PM

(Oh the professors don't yell at you for that in uni. xD I flat out had a nap in my korean class last class. Totally wasn't even mad. In my International Studies class? I text the entire lecture.)

Granted, but you were misheard and everyone became dinosaurs instead.

I wish I was awesome. D:

Katame Shiraga 10-10-2012 12:38 PM

Granted, but now you're too awesome and you wind up killing all of humanity by them being in your very presence.

I wish I had a Stegosaurus for a pet, so I could ride it like a pony. Like Jayzus did back in the day.

Mika 10-10-2012 12:44 PM

Granted, but you end up becoming impaled. Vlad's wettest dream.

I wish my dad let me have more animals. ;3

Katame Shiraga 10-10-2012 12:50 PM

(>.> That's ironic because my mother and sister often call me Vlad the Impaler because of what I look like with my hair down.)
Granted, but now there are too many pets and you eventually wind up literally drowning in pets.

I wish that the world wouldn't view "swear words" as "bad words." >:o) MOTHER******* HONK, BRO.

Honey 10-10-2012 06:02 PM

(I see we have a Gamzee on our hands, Mr. Juggalo.)
Granted, but there are no 'good' words either.

I wish I was better at pumpkin carving.

Katame Shiraga 10-10-2012 06:10 PM

(...I see no bad in that. And yes, I'm a Gamzee. That's Mr. SUBJUGGLATOR to you.)
Granted, but now every time you carve a pumpkin, God smites it with a lightning bolt for being too perfect.

I wish I knew what to wish for. (Lulz for the Billy & Mandy reference.)

whitexsuicide 10-10-2012 06:48 PM

Granted but you wasted your wish so now you can never have that wish granted.

I wish for my fish tank to be clean

Honey 10-10-2012 06:51 PM

Granted, but the fish will not live long after you clean it.

I wish I was better at my job.

Katame Shiraga 10-10-2012 06:56 PM

Granted, but one of your colleagues becomes jealous and eventually murders you, thus taking your spot as the best.

I wish I could live the world of The World Ends With You.

Taiania 10-11-2012 09:41 AM

Granted but you can only view what happens around you.

I wish I could get a book published.

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 09:43 AM

Granted, but it happens to be the crappiest piece of crap in Craptown and you eventually get hunted down for making the absolute most crappiest book in the world.

I wish I had a volcano.

Taiania 10-11-2012 09:48 AM

granted but it's extinct and small.

I wish 50 shades of grey didn't exist

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 09:51 AM

Granted, but now it has been replaced with something even worse.

I wish I had a submarine made out of meatballs.

Honey 10-11-2012 12:09 PM

Granted, but if you set off into the sea a swarm of sharks would come to devour both you and your submarine.

I wish I had the attention span to complete my school work.

whitexsuicide 10-11-2012 12:57 PM

Granted but now everything else is hard to get done, like chores.

I wish for warmth

Honey 10-11-2012 12:59 PM

Granted, but you can never wish for it to be cooler.

I wish that all of my homework could be science homework

whitexsuicide 10-11-2012 01:04 PM

Granted but it is super hard homework, and lots of it, so it takes up all of your free time.

I wish that i was finished with the book i was reading.

Honey 10-11-2012 01:06 PM

Granted, but then there are no more books to read, ever.

I wish I could go to school.

whitexsuicide 10-11-2012 01:36 PM

Granted but now you are broke and in debt.

I wish for my hamster to be more friendly

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 01:48 PM

Granted, but now it's TOO friendly and starts humping everything it sees, including a burnt out power outlet, which causes the hamster to become electrocuted and die.

I wish I had an uncorruptible wish.

whitexsuicide 10-11-2012 02:08 PM

granted but you don't get to choose the wish.

I wish my hands were not freezing

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 02:12 PM

Granted. Now they're on fire.

I wish I knew what said uncorruptible wish was.

Honey 10-11-2012 02:52 PM

Granted, but if you knew it is now corruptible.

I wish I could get my dog for sure.

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 03:05 PM

Granted, but it never leaves your side. EVER. It's even there when you bathe.

I wish I had superpowers.

Honey 10-11-2012 03:07 PM

Granted, but they are terrible super powers such as being able to disco dance for hours, or see the past of what you've just seen.

I wish I could drive.

whitexsuicide 10-11-2012 03:45 PM

granted but you are bad at it and everyone fears to ride with you.

I wish your name was hotbuns

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 03:49 PM

Granted, but that becomes his/her serial killer name because they kill people by suffocating them with hot buns, in which you happened to be their first victim. Hotbuns the Maniacal Clown.

I wish I could speak every language that has ever been imagined, even fantasy languages.

Honey 10-11-2012 03:50 PM

;__; No clowns for Honbuns.

Granted, but you cannot understand them, merely speak.

I wish I could use my original username on this site >A>;;

whitexsuicide 10-11-2012 03:51 PM

I super enjoy how my wish come out by the way~~

Granted but now the other person gets kicked off because of you... and you feel guilty about it..


I wish i more space for books.

Honey 10-11-2012 03:52 PM

Granted, but now there is only a narrow walkway in your house around the books.

I wish I had more items on here xD;

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 03:53 PM

Granted, but now no one else has any items, so everyone gets pissed at you and causes you to be banned for life.

I wish for a magical Leopluradon.

Honey 10-11-2012 03:55 PM

;_; I don't see why I'd get banned for that. Boo.

Granted, but you can only ride it in the water.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.

whitexsuicide 10-11-2012 03:56 PM

Granted but they never turn out the way you want them to.

I wish for a elaborate hamster tunneling system

Katame Shiraga 10-11-2012 03:57 PM

Granted, but the tunnel system is so elaborate that the hamsters get lost and starve to death.

I wish Pokemon were real and I had a Chandelure for my Starter.


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