I can make plants die overtime...by not watering them

I can unnerve people by glaring harshly!

My right eye can see the future, but my left eye can see the past...or is it the other way around....

i can make it rain! but only in the amazon at monsoon season...

I can shift reality and turn people into talking apes for one hour, on the sixth Tuesday of a month.

I can go really fast....Only while driving.

I can fly!!! but only for about a second and only about a foot in the air.

I can make make rocks turn into sand. Yeah, so cool.

I can transport any object I can lift, but the distance and speed depends on the weight of the object. The heavier, the less distance, and the slower.

I can vaporize water, if I'm on my head and the moon is eclipsed.

I can type with my nose...but only by pecking. (duh dun tss...)

I can direct mice with my flute but not make them go away.

I can talk underwater, but cannot breathe underwater.

I can tell aphids to leave rosebushes, but only if I speak to one at a time. I can do the same for ants.

I can walk on water, but only when on a boat.

I can walk through walls!! But only where there is a door.

I can glide through the air, but only with a parachute.

I magnetically attract dog hair.

I change my appearance to anyone I want, but only when looking into a mirror hanging unpside down while under a sink in pitch black darkness. When I touch the light, I return to my normal self.

I can hear people's thoughts, but only when the whole world is silent.

I can speak in any leanguage, just not the one the people around me can.

I can do anything, but only from 11:59:99 to 12:00:00

I can predict tomorrows weather, but only after watching the news.

I can travel backwards through time, by walking backwards through a room full of clocks.

I can make an endless flow of candy, but only when I open the pouch in my purse... which I usually leave at home lol

I kill anyone with a word, but I don't know the word.

I can beat any video game in five minutes... but only if no ones looking

I can walk across water but only if I'm carrying a canoe.

I can create water, but only a small amount at a time.

I can guess if a coin is heads or tails but I'll always say the reverse of the actual toss

I can tell the results of any sports game without watching it, but only after the game is played.

Ability to discern the number of hairs on a person's head, including facial hair.

I can change into any animal as long as that animal is a human or some humaniod.

i can communicate with betafish

I have the ability to breathe as long as I'm not underwater.