<w< A concept...if you will.

A slap gun. Gun which fires bullets that stop in front of fuckboi target, and grow skeleton hands to give them a powerful slapping. xD

a gun that fires lightbulbs that home into your mouth, because lightbulbs can't be removed from your mouth without medical intervention.

:O
...a gun that when fired, has magic bullets that alerts all nearby medical personel to conduct unnecessary tests on the fuckboi target, so they're stuck with discomfort, possible trauma AND a big ol' bill!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

god, that sounds amazing. i would like to stick a lightbulb in the mouth of that fuckboi that told me to smile while putting his hand on my shoulder when i was 15-16. i don't like being touched on the shoulders.