That means more cake for you, Derpy!

"Yeah, but I want more fwends too..." Derpy grabs a chunk of cake in his paw and takes a bite.

How come we aren't friends yet? *offers Derpy a muffin*

"Yay! Fwends and a muffin and COFFEE!"

More friends for Derpy!!

"All fwends for meeee!"

Hey all o wo

"HIIII!" Derpy waddles over and hugs your ankle.

Derpy waddles through the nearly empty room and flops down on a grumpy looking black cat. "Gimmie hugs, Batty!"

i'm busy being feral in the corner and desperately touchstarved and touch repulsed at the same time. it's hellish.

"Oh hi!" Derpy waddles over, arms outstretched. "Wanna hug?"

(Lol, whoops wrong account. XD I am teh smart tonight.)

unfortunately not, as we don't exist in the same space at the same time right now, which is unfortunate.

i hate getting like that, frankly, it's a pain in the arse and does nothing productive.

Derpy sits down near you. "I don't know what that means, but otay..." He sits still for a few seconds before kicking his legs in boredom. "Sooo...whatcha doin'?"

Trying not to fall asleep at the keyboard, because halfway through the night it's been too hot to sleep, and in the morning someone played the friendly game of "leave the alarm on when you go to work". It took me half an hour to even notice the damn thing was ringing, but then there's no easy return to bed x.x

One time, my bro's alarm went off in my room because he forgot to take his phone with him to bed and it woke me up at 4:50 in the morning. <x}

But the best part was I didn't turn it off until it started over again. His alarm is the song Wham-Bam by Silver. I couldn't shut it off until I heard the whole song. I like that song.

<x'D So my anger receded after waking up to it, even though I couldn't go back to sleep. Hehehe.

"Oh no! Bad person! Did you get good sleep later?" Derpy gets up and waddles over to turn on the air conditioning, but can't reach it. "Mama says it's too hot here too, but I think it feels okay."

Haha, nice! Here it was just that old annoying beep-beepity-beep. But at least I got a nap later on ^^

I imagine a dragon would not suffer so much from heat, being able to breathe fire and all. So what you're doing all day?

"I take naps wif the kitties!"

realizes that with my new user title i should probably make a triumphant!wilson
gestures quietly
crashes into a thread

"OH HI!!!" Derpy waves excitedly, then waddles over to hug you.

howdy, pal.

hello peoples!! how are you guys? im very new here! coffee sounds great! make mine an ice frappe mocha!

I DON'T EVEN LIKE COFFEE. I'M HERE FOR THE DONUTS.

endless donuts.
can we get donuts from the donut dimension

Derpy waddles over, pushing a large pile of donuts on a plate.
"Donut time!"

fuck yeah donuts!
i kinda wanna grab some recipes for my dad so he can make some donuts.
maybe he can make some strawberry syrup donuts.

Oh - my favorite time of the day!
*hugs Derpy*

"Ohhh...dose sound yummy!"

"Mine too!"

I have found the perfect clock. Every time is donut time.


https://rlv.zcache.com/donut_clock-r..._8byvr_540.jpg

every time has always been donut time since the dawn of time.
make the entire universe into donut.

I am wanting some donuts now. uwu

that's kind of a mood

Fun fact: Theoretically it is possible for a planet to be donut shaped. <x}

"Donut clock!" Derpy takes it and hangs it as high as he can on the wall...which is not very high.

donut clooooooock!!

i kinda wonder if it's possible to make a flask out of a donut. or a knife.

Derpy gives a luttle head tilt. "What's a flask?"

OH IS IT??

*BLOWS UP THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

knives are my aesthetic, not flasks.

flasks are where you either store alcohol for drinking with or some other beverage or water, hell if i know.

(knives are my aesthetic to the point where i've been nicknamed knifu waifu before. it's kinda humorous.)