Granted, but your not allowed to have any.

I wish, I could buy more manga.

SKIP~!

Granted but it's stolen and you get put in jail.

I wish I my get would get off me.

Ummmm Granted? But whatever it is comes back again.

I wish, my dog was little bit smarter.

Granted, but now it is forever cold.

I wish, I had best sounding violin in the world.

Granted, but it being played by a horrible player

I wish I could see the world

Granted, a map appears with a picture of the earth on it. You saw it ;D

I wish that I was more witty and funny.

Granted, but everyone would be annoyed by you

I wish I have the power of telekinesis

Granted, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish, I had more time to do things.

Granted, but you skipped whatever made you have less time.
I wish I can freeze time.

Granted but you freeze yourself in time

I wish I know how to drive

Granted, but you're car get hit by another and you're not allowed to anymore.

I wish I can go back in time and see Nickelback on the 18th. (/sob sob.)

Granted, But you lost your tickets soon as you got there.

I wish I knew what was for dinner.

But you don't like what it is.

I wish I was out of this puzzle x.x

Granted, but you entered a whole new one.
I wish I can snap my fingers and anything I want will happen.

Granted, you used it once and can't snap any more.

I wish my friends lived closer.

But then they're not your friends anymore.

I wish my neck would stop hurting.

Granted, but your back hurts now.

I wish, I could draw really well.

But all yoru drawings are invisible to everyone but you.

I wish I had a million dollars xD

Granted, but your Million Dollars turned to leaves the next day.

I wish I had Chocolate Milk :D

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the world is as big as your fist.

I wish my hair grew faster :D

Granted but then you can never cut it again!

I wish I was the richest person on trisphee.

Granted, but then Trisphee was on beta and everything was reset again!

I wish I played my violin better ; A;

Granted, but it uses the finest of cat guts so you can't play it.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted but it gets really cold!

I wish it wasn't bedtime :/

Granted, but no time to tell when you can sleep.

I wish Sakura Chan was mine~! >XD

Granted, but now you'll be hungry forever and nothing will sate your appetite.


I wish my homework was done.

Granted, but all the humidity turn to coldness freezing you to death.
I wish I knew everything that school should teach you for the 12 different grades you take.

Granted, but it's still not enough to pass college.

I wish I didn't have to copy/paste my post style.

Granted, but everything else is copy and past from then on.

I wish I didn't have a hard time trying to clean out my car.

Granted but you don't get any of their money!

I wish I had green hair.

Granted, But you can't get a job cause it's green.

I wish I knew the real ending to Clamp's X/1999

Granted but all your favorite characters die.

I wish I had every item on the site.

Granted, but you can't use any of it.

I wish I could help out at this Animeland Otakumex.

Granted but no one wants your help.

I wish I was always clean.