I can sit down 0.5 seconds faster than anyone else on Earth.

I can remember everthing, but I can only recall these menories for a day or so after they happened..

I can bring toys to life, but only if they're irreparably broken.

I can breathe fire, but only if I'm under water.

I can make a gallon of guacamole out of 1 avocado.

I can shoot bacon from my eyes.... I'm a vegetarian.

Mm, bacon.

I can distinguish three shades of blue where a normal human would see only one.

I can send Microscopic army's to war.

i can solve any math problem easily but i must have a calculator

OMG that's totally me!!! lol

I'm like a human magnet but I can only use it when I'm no where near metal.

I can erase labels off food containers in the grocery store. With my mind, even.

i can speak to fish, but only when theyre out of the water >.>

I can make a breeze blow, but only during a hurricane.

I can intuit anyone's name, but only if I never meet them.

I have x-Ray vision, but I'm blind.

I can unerringly pick the candidate who should've won.