A squirm in the right direction is still better than no squirming at all. If you don't have the energy to squirm, at least think about it a bit.

inb4 carpal tunnel.

aka: my hand hurts.

ah. <x'} Was recently just squirming in embarrassing hilarity at the steamy Ky-Hux fan fic cooked up by an AI. <x'///D

Void, do you do hand/wrist stretches?

M'Skelly, you're a pervert!

<x{ Hey, that's not fair! My rare sexual behaviors are perfectly normal and acceptable!

-U- Besides, I wasn't readin' for the blushes. Only curious to see what the flippin' flip the AI could come up with to make me both gasp in shock and laugh my head right off my spine. <x'D Because half the dialogue is implied, and the other half is so ridiculously out of place, ahahahaha!

unfortunately not often enough.

You should set a timer and do them throughout the day. I know it is a pain, but try it and see if it helps.

I wasn't shaming you. I was updating you on your progress. See, I am a provert. So good at it I am basically a professional.

:] Ah. Progress is good! ehhh, although I'm more of a fluffy goof at heart than a provert. <x}
I'm nowhere near pro status haha. <xD *fans a professional Mekatra*

Since I have gotten paid for writing smut I feel like I earned my title. xD

I am gonna try to build a dice towers and dice jail for a friend tonight. Wish me luck.

Woah! 8O People get PAID for that?! That's insane!
You certainly have earned it then. <x'D

I'd wish you luck, <:} but, I left it back at Disneyland,
and now look at them! O-O; Oops. What a MOUSEstrosity. <X'D Aaaaaaaa?!
Haha, nah for reals good luck! ^-^

the entire erotica subset of fiction is at your doorstep. /j

8[ *sweeps doorstep* Notanymorrrre! 8o

regrettably, i don't write erotica.

o-o;? wwwwweren't we talkin' about something else before all the pervy stuff? what was it? working towards moving towards a healthier path? <x]

probably.

:/ I don't remember.

*beeps, wishing I could be a tiny robot*