>:] Go to a witch or a sorcerer for help. There's a reason why someone is called a math wizard. Because they use magic!

How can I let my girlfriend know I love her? x}

neat, you have a girlfriend.

i'd say to propose to her.

how do i EXTERMINATE all the damn flies?

xD I don't irl hehe, but that's a great way to let her know!

You're going to need to purchase a dozen bats on the dark net. :] They'll get rid of all those pesky flies for you!

What do I do with all these muffins if I can't eat them all?

give them to your girlfriend. just ship 'em right over.

how do i earn more aurum?

Pray to the aurum gods to make more aurum. And also try sleeping with a gold nugget under your pillow!

How can I control my lizard's urge to bite everyone?

Make it bite the Queen of England instead.

How do I do the arty thing?

Go outdoors and run until you get tired. :] While you're having a bad time, you'll want to do the arty thing.

How do I stop eating cheese? =~=;

get lactose intolerance.

how do i stop requiring caffeine to function?

Ditch Caffeine Rely on Cocaine to function instead. XD

How do I keep pervy ghosts from licking my toes? o_o

Make a pact with a Dream Demon. :] He will gladly put you to sleep whenever you like, in order to get you to dream. Watch out though, not all of the dreams are nice. And don't mistake a Dream Demon for a Dreamy Demon.


How do I stop myself from laughing too hard?

become so emotionally constipated that you can't laugh at all.

how do i do math?

Easy. You don't math. You just don't. Don't ever math again. Make others math for you. Never math alone. Just don't do it. :] Math is bad for your brain.

Where should I hide all my questionable music?

We both know the answer I'd give here. <:)

How do I stop spawning skeletons?

Surround yourself with large semi-vicious hungry dogs. The dogs will attack the skeletons and eat their bones, so even if they do spawn you never have to see them long.

What should I tell my boss to get her to let me go home early?

Tell her that you have to get home early in order to keep working for her, and give her an ultimatum. It's either that, or SHE doesn't get to go home...EVER. <x'} (oh wow, I didn't mean for that to sound so much like murder hehehe.)

How do I get all my homework done for tomorrow?