Which only happened because I wasn't paying attention.

I used to own ducks. I have my own duck fact: ducklings will try as hard as they can to climb into your hair, then leap face-first at the ground. Stopping them first and/or catching them as they're jumping off was crazy hard.

Aw, daredevil duckies! They sound like super adorable heart attacks!

Fact: Ducks can use bellies as beds.

Duck fact: There are usually ducks in front of 7/11 in the same parking lot as my job.

Duck Fact: I used to own a pet duck, and it's name was Duckie, and it loved me lots.