Granted, but the music comes alive and kills you.
I wish my DS will never die so I can play Pokemon White forever <3

Granted, but you are not able to go past your current level on the Pokemon game.

I wish I had something more delicious to eat than just potatoes and chile.

Granted, but then it was nothing! =O

You have no wish!

Whatever it might be, it has been corrupted :P

I wish there were better fantasy television shows out there in the world of television.

Granted, but then there was no good serious type shows or scientific shows out there anymore.

I wish for something to wish for.

Granted, but you wished for a monster that came alive and ate you.

I wish for tickets to the Aquabats concert.

Granted, but you accidentally put them through the wash on the day of the concert and can't go.

I wish I was hungry so that I could eat dinner. It's my favorite dinner tonight. xD;;

Granted, but there wasn't any colors you liked.

(I keep forgetting xDDDDDD sorry..)

Granted, but it was a skinned fish.. Sorry.. *burp*
I wish I can stop forgetting to wish.

Granted, however, your wish will only come true when the wish was forgotten.
I wish I didn't have a bunk bed.

Granted, your top bunk supports break and fall on the bunk below.

I wish I could donate :(

Granted, but all of the donation items will disappear.

I wish my dog wouldn't sneeze on me.

Granted but now he slobbers on you
I wish I could hold the rainbow

Eww...

Granted, but it's extremely heavy.

I wish Target had my sweet tea.