Granted, but the wish wasn't corrupt!

I wish my sexiness was known world wide!

Granted, but no one knows your name.

Wishes she had more cream puffs

Granted but they are yucky tasting...

I wish My fish wasn't dead TT^TT

Granted, but their life expectancy are low.

I wish I had some food.

granted but the food never fulls you up

I wish for more time in my life

Granted, but everyone else you know still has their same life expectancy.

I wish I was fluent in french.

Granted, but then you would be unable to speak english. o x o

I wish math homework would go by more quickly.. ; ^ ;

XD That sounds perfectly acceptable to me.

Granted, but when you finish you have more homework in all the other subjects.

I wish I was better at drawing.

D: But that's my usual school schedule~

Granted, but you'd be captured by the mafia to make counterfeit money and yeah. o x o

I wish that I had cake? D:

I wish the person above me had a wish

Cjksahsvl

Oh crap, sorry, wish added. C':

IGNORE THIS POSTTTY

Granted, but that cannot use it until they are wished on by a genie.

I wish I was feeling better.

granted but it shorten life by two full years....

I wish for Japanese Star Candy!!! DX

Granted, but it is the last time you get it.

I wish it was snowing.

granted, but it's only a lit flurry, that melts when it hits the ground

I wish my cosplay was done!

Granted, but it's a rather skimpy cosplay. o x o

I wish I could get home soon.

Granted, but you have to do homework all evening with no breaks!

I wish my stomach did not hurt.

Granted but now your foot hurts.

I wish for more money

Granted, but you prices skyrocket and you cannot buy anything.

I wish that I had more school work done.

@Honbon: e u e ;; That's what I do normally, lol.

Granted, but you go blind for staring at microsoft word for so long.

I wish I could eat any sweet I wanted to and therefore not get fat.

granted but it's bland

I wish for a new fish

Granted, but their scales are dull and they are not very smart (are fish normally? xD;;)

I wish I had a dog.

Granted but it dies. o xo

I wish for maximum concentration powah! >:U

granted but you can never get anything down because you have to concentrate

I wish for sweets

Granted, but that is all you have left to eat.

I wish I was not so lazy.

granted but now you have no time to relax

I wish my page just didn't fail me when i was handing in my rp post...

Oof, that one sucks.
Granted, but now the page only works for rp posts.

I wish that I could help people more.

granted but now you can never help yourself leaving you with a nanny/caregiver

I wish my second post was as good as my first...

Granted, but none of your other posts live up

I wish I was done coloring this pineapple.

Granted, but you wound up painting it the wrong color.

I wish I lived in Tokyo. (Try and corrupt THAT one, nyahehe~!)

Granted, but Tokyo is soon destroyed by Godzilla once you move there.
(Boo ya!)

I wish one of my friends was online.

(Coddarnit! And Tokyo was NICE, too!)

Granted, but they soon tell you they hate you and never want to be friends with you again.

I wish I could convert all Trisphites to Subbjugglatorism.

Granted, but they know it's against their free will and that it was you who caused it and conduct an immediate manhunt for you.

I wish I could ace my midterm without studying.

(Yay! Manhunt's are fun.)
Granted, but to do so, you had to cheat and your Professor caught you in the middle of cheating.

I wish everyone knew and loved Homestuck.

Granted, but then they all have bloody fanwars over their favorite characters

I wish I still had cheese in my fridge

(o.o What's so bad about bloody Fanwars?)
Granted, but it's completely covered in mold and is absolutely unusable.

I wish purple was more manly than girly.

(your side loses in a WWIII style bloodshed)

Granted, but you become colorblind and can't distinguish it from any other colors

I wish I was in an animated Disney movie

Granted, but it's singlehandedly the most racist disney movie of all time.

I wish bunny pee didn't smell so bad.

Granted, but their fur sheds worse than usual.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted, but that something happens to be killing thousands of people, thus causing you to be arrested and sentenced to death, then killed in the most gruesome way imaginable.

I wish I had a Zillyhoo.